Caption competition

[Furbo]

From the BBC news site, I have taken a photo of this whopper. He is holding a large vegetable.

It seemed to me like an excellent caption competition opportunity.



Over to you.

[Sterillium]

“The precise moment that Jeremy Corbyn realised that the only thing longer than this vegetable was his time in opposition.”

[bigandclever]

Ermahgourd.

Old skool classic.

[lancslad58]

Furbo said:

From the BBC news site, I have taken a photo of this whopper. He is holding a large vegetable.

It seemed to me like an excellent caption competition opportunity.


Over to you.

What's your caption ?

[dingg]

"I've got more chance of ramming this up my back passage than ever being uk pm"

[Tango13]

A vegetable is pictured holding a large marrow

[Lo-Fi]

lancslad58 said:

Furbo said:

From the BBC news site, I have taken a photo of this whopper. He is holding a large vegetable.

It seemed to me like an excellent caption competition opportunity.


Over to you.

What's your caption ?

And being a competition, what's the prize?

[Sheets Tabuer]

This'll go lovely with my Sultana

[bunchofkeys]

Starmer wishes his was as big

[jesusbuiltmycar]

This vegetable has a higher IQ than the average Labour voter, therefore it wont be to hard too fool them into voting for me!

[captain_cynic]

Furbo said:

He's holding that tree's giant penis.

The Beeb is recycling this from an old ep of MTW

[Lo-Fi]

jesusbuiltmycar said:

This vegetable has a higher IQ than the average Labour voter, therefore it wont be to hard too fool them into voting for me!

The irony...

[wolfracesonic]

Jeremy Corbyn’s aides misheard when he said he wanted to re-create the Jarrow marches.

[Condi]

Lo-Fi said:

jesusbuiltmycar said:

This vegetable has a higher IQ than the average Labour voter, therefore it wont be to hard too fool them into voting for me!

The irony...

[768]

What do you call a man who considers Hamas and Hezbollah his friends?

Marrow minded.

[Vanden Saab]

I will defend my allotment to the bitter end.

[Ayahuasca]

Vote for me and the girl gets it.