Man 'mauled by leopard' in Surrey.
Man 'mauled by leopard' in Surrey.
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Blib

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47,199 posts

220 months

hidetheelephants

33,774 posts

216 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Cheetahs are spotty, leopards are blotchy. hehe

Jasandjules

71,978 posts

252 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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If he had stopped to take photos could he not get a pic of the large cat?

Mikebentley

8,289 posts

163 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Do we actually believe this?

trickywoo

13,624 posts

253 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Of all the things that have happened this isn’t one of them.


trails

6,516 posts

172 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Surely those injuries would be considerably more severe...I suspect he got pissed, fell over and had to think of an excuse for his wife.

Edited by trails on Monday 8th September 07:32

bitchstewie

64,314 posts

233 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Mikebentley said:
Do we actually believe this?
No.

Ian Geary

5,374 posts

215 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Its been 40 years since I read the Willard Price books (my only real basis of zoology) but aren't leopards' bd strong?

Like carrying a cow up a tree to eat it strong.

Those injuries seem somewhat tame.

Maybe there is a wildcat of some sort between Tom cat and leopard that this guy encountered, like a Lynx perhaps?

donkmeister

11,707 posts

123 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Somewhere in Surrey, a normal size moggy has got away with scratching a bloke.

It does read like he was being dodgy... "I heard a noise, so I hid in the bushes to take a photograph of what i assumed was a deer"

Almost expected it to then say something like "and in the course of events I lost my balance and snagged my trousers on a branch, so they fell down around my ankles as I stumbled onto the path, and the deer actually turned out to be some student nurses walking to rounds."

Big Nanas

3,643 posts

107 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Ian Geary said:
Its been 40 years since I read the Willard Price books (my only real basis of zoology) but aren't leopards' bd strong?

Like carrying a cow up a tree to eat it strong.

Those injuries seem somewhat tame.

Maybe there is a wildcat of some sort between Tom cat and leopard that this guy encountered, like a Lynx perhaps?
Yep, Leopards are proper units.

If a cheetah is a 100m sprinter, a Leopard is an MMA fighter. smile

119

17,165 posts

59 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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And today on "Things That Never Happened".

Clickbait garbage me thinks.

Radec

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70 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Big Nanas

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107 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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hidetheelephants

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216 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Big Nanas said:
Good grief; another one for the walt thread. rofl

BoRED S2upid

20,978 posts

263 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Jasandjules said:
If he had stopped to take photos could he not get a pic of the large cat?
Funny how they never manage to take a photo.

Mammasaid

5,303 posts

120 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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There's a lot more cougars than leopards in Surrey.

Gareth79

8,730 posts

269 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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If he had the claw marks swabbed it would likely have had traces of the animal's DNA. You'd think a sense of wanting to protect others would have driven him to at least make an anonymous call on 101 or something.

JoshSm

3,571 posts

60 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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It he'd been mauled by a leopard they wouldn't be showing off a scratch, they'd be counting the pieces to see what was missing.

Looks more like a fight with barbed wire.

frisbee

5,481 posts

133 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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Is he going to be a special guest at the Reform annual conference next year?

hidetheelephants

33,774 posts

216 months

Sunday 7th September 2025
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"Immigrant leopards ate my face".