Anybody ready for the Rapture tomorrow?
Anybody ready for the Rapture tomorrow?
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tangerine_sedge

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5,997 posts

237 months

Monday 22nd September
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Apparently Jesus is coming to save the true believers tomorrow, the rest of us will spend eternity in hell...

https://metro.co.uk/2025/09/22/tiktokers-fear-pets...

Is anybody prepping for this? If you are, are you getting your pets ready?

OutInTheShed

12,662 posts

45 months

Monday 22nd September
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I mis-read the thread title, I will be extra careful lifting anything heavy.

Randy Winkman

19,855 posts

208 months

Monday 22nd September
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I'll always be ready for Debbie.


hyperblue

2,841 posts

199 months

Monday 22nd September
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Well that’s rather inconvenient timing, Tuesday is bin day and I’ve just put them out!

JoshSm

2,332 posts

56 months

Monday 22nd September
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"Jesus is coming. Look busy!"


On a more serious note these things do tend to cause some people to want to help things along when it isn't quite happening on schedule.

Luckily it's only really the US that has people that have The Rapture as something they believe in.

valiant

12,811 posts

179 months

Monday 22nd September
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What time?

It’s just I got a lot on and may need to juggle a few things around.

JoshSm

2,332 posts

56 months

Monday 22nd September
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valiant said:
What time?
2.14am Eastern Time.

tribalsurfer

1,228 posts

138 months

Monday 22nd September
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JoshSm said:
2.14am Eastern Time.
Guess I'll get an early breakfast in, then repent at 7:12am. Reckon I can be done in 2 mins.

Lotobear

8,313 posts

147 months

Monday 22nd September
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Randy Winkman said:
I'll always be ready for Debbie.

Or Anita Baker

Super Sonic

11,050 posts

73 months

Monday 22nd September
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Lotobear said:
Randy Winkman said:
I'll always be ready for Debbie.

Or Anita Baker
Oh my god, her rendition of "Anyone can fall in love" was awful!

FredericRobinson

4,508 posts

251 months

Monday 22nd September
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This is a bit of a bugger, I’m off work for the next few days, shame to waste holidays, just my luck

krisdelta

4,660 posts

220 months

Monday 22nd September
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Surely someone in Australia can let us know ahead of time and then we’ve got time to repent / tie stuff down?

The Rotrex Kid

33,507 posts

179 months

Monday 22nd September
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It would be a terrible shame for the rest of us if all the religious folks just disappeared overnight and left all their stuff around, I’m not saying I would steal it all…


But yeah I would steal it all.

FredericRobinson

4,508 posts

251 months

Monday 22nd September
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krisdelta said:
Surely someone in Australia can let us know ahead of time and then we ve got time to repent / tie stuff down?
Be nice if they could, don’t want to spend 40 odd quid on station parking for a few days if I’m only go in to need it for 1 day. Thanks cobber.

The Rotrex Kid

33,507 posts

179 months

Monday 22nd September
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FredericRobinson said:
krisdelta said:
Surely someone in Australia can let us know ahead of time and then we ve got time to repent / tie stuff down?
Be nice if they could, don t want to spend 40 odd quid on station parking for a few days if I m only go in to need it for 1 day. Thanks cobber.
I haven’t ironed my shirt for work yet. Hopefully I won’t have to bother. What a kerfuffle!

Super Sonic

11,050 posts

73 months

Monday 22nd September
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The Rotrex Kid said:
FredericRobinson said:
krisdelta said:
Surely someone in Australia can let us know ahead of time and then we ve got time to repent / tie stuff down?
Be nice if they could, don t want to spend 40 odd quid on station parking for a few days if I m only go in to need it for 1 day. Thanks cobber.
I haven t ironed my shirt for work yet. Hopefully I won t have to bother. What a kerfuffle!
You'll never get to Heaven in a wrinkly shirt, so be very careful how you iron it!

The Rotrex Kid

33,507 posts

179 months

Monday 22nd September
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Super Sonic said:
The Rotrex Kid said:
FredericRobinson said:
krisdelta said:
Surely someone in Australia can let us know ahead of time and then we ve got time to repent / tie stuff down?
Be nice if they could, don t want to spend 40 odd quid on station parking for a few days if I m only go in to need it for 1 day. Thanks cobber.
I haven t ironed my shirt for work yet. Hopefully I won t have to bother. What a kerfuffle!
You'll never get to Heaven in a wrinkly shirt, so be very careful how you iron it!
How about if I just put like a nice jacket on?

FredericRobinson

4,508 posts

251 months

Monday 22nd September
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The Rotrex Kid said:
How about if I just put like a nice jacket on?
Probably best to throw on a pair of trousers too really

The Rotrex Kid

33,507 posts

179 months

Monday 22nd September
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FredericRobinson said:
The Rotrex Kid said:
How about if I just put like a nice jacket on?
Probably best to throw on a pair of trousers too really
This is all getting a bit much tbh, think I’ll sit this one out.

Tango13

9,737 posts

195 months

Monday 22nd September
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Bit more notice would've been nice, I wouldn't have bothered doing the oil and filter on the bike if I'd known irked