Lottery Winning Scrote
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martin hunt

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301 posts

291 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Has anyone read about this Joyriding, Tagwearing, 19 year old who has won £9 million on the lottery.

Although it is good to see a younger person winning, I cannot help feel that all the crimes he has done against other people will be repayed to him when he starts buying nice things with his winnings.

I wonder how he will appreciate someone stealing his things?

david010167

1,397 posts

286 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Yeah I did, in the Metro this morning.

Is there no justice, a bad boy like him winning all that dosh, it is just not fair. But still he will proberbly have one hell of a body kit on his Nova with all that cash he has.

David

Maranellouk

2,066 posts

286 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Well I suppose it's one way to stop car crime

Gargamel

16,132 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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I thought it was quite sweet really - especially his quote

"like any normal teenager I have been in trouble with the police "

normal for norfolk then !

A whole generation whose only skill in life is waving at aeroplanes - mix the genepool up cousin !

good luck to him

Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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The likelyhood is that the money will either change him utterly - or will make him very, very unhappy.

After all - he has just become that which he and his mates despise. Imagine the "entourage" he will need to purchase to continue his social life.

Either the money won't last. Or it will and he will struggle to enjoy his wealth as he finds that sheer cash is not always enough to join the social strata that the money itself may force him into.

I don't feel sorry for him at all, BTW. Good luck to the lad.

mel

10,168 posts

298 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Bastard, I can't stand these lottery winning tossers

andymadmak

15,361 posts

293 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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I hope he buys a Ferrari or such like, and that one of his "mates" then nicks it, trashes it and torches it.
At least he might then have a tiny inkling of the damage his past behaviour has caused to others.
Andy 400se

Fat Bob

45 posts

280 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Don said: The likelyhood is that the money will either change him utterly - or will make him very, very unhappy.


or both when the drugs kill him.

scottster

627 posts

288 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Never bought even a single lottery ticket, never will, tax on the stooopid and all that. There has to be better than one in ten billion odds to get me excited about something. I'd rather keep working hard and enjoying myself. Good luck to him, I'm sure many other plebs have won it and you can't start dictating which 'type' of people win it.

granville

18,764 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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mel said: Bastard, I can't stand these lottery winning tossers


Frankly, one cannot blame the punters; after all, who would seriously complain if given several million quid?

Answer: nobody.

I suspect most will disagree but the lottery is/was a signpost on the road to our final demise as a nation of any consequence.

Although a staunch Royalist myself, I have much sympathy with the mindset of the Cromwellian; whilst perhaps a little too puritanical for our pitiful modern dispositions, it's quest for general efficiencies is a much admired historical fact.

Like much of our witheld and utterly glorious past, were one to embrace much of the spirit therein, albeit a watered down variety, the industry and conviction that saw us dominate might return, instead of the ill-defined glob of a miserable, rudderless destiny that currently deceives this land of Harry.

This peasant should not have a cheque for x million but a manacle and a one way ticket to the penal colonies.

Hail to England.

nmlowe

1,666 posts

290 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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some people actually believe that they WILL win the lottery some-day.

I suppose it's a good way add hope to mask the stark reality of their sad and meagre lives.

Spending more and more dole money on tickets twice-weekly really makes you wonder whether the govornment should pay them in lottery tickets and cheap imported fags instead of real money.

Light at the end of the tunnel?
er, no just wishful thinking. 14,000,000 to 1 is a pretty big set of odds, okay it could happen and has happened, but it's damn unlikely.

I'd rather earn the money the proper way myself,
At least I live knowing that I'm not funding some scrote's forray into organised crime by buying a ticket.

Prince_Charming

2,646 posts

292 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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I just love Derestrictor's posts. Heh heh, always make me chuckle (when I've finally deciphered them). By the way mate, I finally got round to watching The Wild Geese last night (which I taped on your recommendation a few weeks ago). Class in a glass!

Best quote: "Some of you may have heard of me. For those of you that haven't, you're in for one great fcuking surprise".

By the way, do you converse like you write?

incorrigible

13,668 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Deristrictor,

Spot on as ever

flasher

9,289 posts

307 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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mel said: Bastard, I can't stand these lottery winning tossers




pbrettle

3,280 posts

306 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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david010167 said: Yeah I did, in the Metro this morning.


If this were only true....

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

288 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Gargamel said: ...normal for norfolk then !
A whole generation whose only skill in life is waving at aeroplanes - mix the genepool up cousin ! ...


Hey - my family are from Norfolk! My unclebrother always told me to look out for abuse like that.

Graham.J

5,420 posts

282 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Gargamel said: I thought it was quite sweet really - especially his quote

"like any normal teenager I have been in trouble with the police "


That's complete and utter rubbish, he meant "like any D*ck Head, M*x P*wer Numpty, think i'm faster than anyone on the road teenager I have been in trouble with the police!

I certainly haven't been in trouble with the police and I'm 3 years into my teenage years!

The only time when a policeman has been to my house was when they came to vet me for my Shotgun License, which I got!!

I should have won the £9 mil, I'd know what to do with it at least!!


>> Edited by Graham.J on Tuesday 5th November 12:42

DrSeuss

323 posts

284 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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andymadmak said: I hope he buys a Ferrari or such like

He was actually quoted in this morning's paper as saying he's going to buy a Ford Orion! You can take the scrote out of the council estate, but you can't take the...etc.

samn01

874 posts

291 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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Good luck to him...

There are quite a few green eyes watching over him at the mo.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

288 months

Tuesday 5th November 2002
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...he's going to buy a Ford Orion!...


Justice is served.