Waterbed.
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ADJimbo

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741 posts

205 months

Tuesday 30th September
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I have a waterbed which needs emptying and disposing-off as I am moving home and it is not suitable for where I am moving to.

Do any esteemed PH’ers know how to drain the thing or equipment I need to use to drain it?

netherfield

2,966 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Hire centre, water pump, straight out the window.

dhutch

17,333 posts

216 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Presumably somewhere there is a fitting, or valve, onto which you can connect a hose and just run it into a bath/loo/garden?

Google the brand name on the side?

GuigiaroBertone

273 posts

24 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Assuming your bed is higher than the drain, connect a length of hosepipe to the drain valve and siphon it.

No drain valve? Cut a hole in the membrane.

netherfield

2,966 posts

203 months

Tuesday 30th September
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dhutch said:
Presumably somewhere there is a fitting, or valve, onto which you can connect a hose and just run it into a bath/loo/garden?

Google the brand name on the side?
That had me thinking, how did you fill it in the first place? I'm sure you didn't haul up the stairs full of water.

reggie747

240 posts

146 months

Tuesday 30th September
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GuigiaroBertone said:
Assuming your bed is higher than the drain, connect a length of hosepipe to the drain valve and siphon it.

No drain valve? Cut a hole in the membrane.
The membrane that is the waterbed ?
I think that could get quite out of hand, quite quickly...?

dhutch

17,333 posts

216 months

Tuesday 30th September
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reggie747 said:
I think that could get quite out of hand, quite quickly...?
Make sure you film it!

reggie747

240 posts

146 months

Tuesday 30th September
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dhutch said:
Make sure you film it!
Tik-Tok top hitter that one hahaha

UTH

11,105 posts

197 months

Tuesday 30th September
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dhutch said:
reggie747 said:
I think that could get quite out of hand, quite quickly...?
Make sure you film it!
laugh the mental image has amused me.

Scabutz

8,636 posts

99 months

Tuesday 30th September
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No comments on why someone has a waterbed in 2025? Or ever? Sounds like something from a 70s porno.

ADJimbo

Original Poster:

741 posts

205 months

Tuesday 30th September
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netherfield said:
That had me thinking, how did you fill it in the first place? I'm sure you didn't haul up the stairs full of water.
Herein lies the problem - I was away on business when it was delivered and installed so the Ex-Wife was present. There problem herein is that she is now the Ex-Wife so she’ll be unhelpful to my plight. Before any smart-harris makes the joke I’ll do it - we drifted apart.

The plug is on the top of the bed mattress so will need to be pumped as it will not syphon. I don’t fancy being a Tik-Tok’er so puncturing it is not an option.

My career as a seventies porn-star never got going because wide-screen TV’S had not been invented way back then.

andburg

8,351 posts

188 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Connect a hose to the plug on top, other end down a drain/sink/bath
Sit/lay on the bed so your weight starts the flow and then slowly roll it up to keep it flowing?

Aside from that a cheap drill based pump and 2 sections of hose

dhutch

17,333 posts

216 months

Tuesday 30th September
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andburg said:
Connect a hose to the plug on top, other end down a drain/sink/bath
Sit/lay on the bed so your weight starts the flow and then slowly roll it up to keep it flowing?
Presumably.

Doofus

32,162 posts

192 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Liquid nitrogen and a toffee hammer.

paul.deitch

2,250 posts

276 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Well when I was a student about a hundred years ago I had one in my flat share. I thought that I was clever and bought some electric blanket heating wire threw it under the bed to warm the water. I didn't notice that the wire crossed in a couple of places. Once the crossings melted together the effective resistance of the heating element was much reduced..... so there I was lying on this cold water bed and suddenly I saw and smelt SMOKE!!!!! Arrrrrrh! Then saw the water leaking out across the floor. OMG! Fortunately the two working brain cells realised that I had to cut the power.

But it's still leaking. It's too heavy to lift and the fill hose had been returned to the sailing club. So what do you do? You call your rugby mates.

Four of us crawled under the sack and literally crawled with it on top of us to the bathroom. It wouldn't go through the door... so two of us were crawling and two crouching to get an angle on the thing. Eventually we got it through the door and once through, that door was sealed with the weight...but only two of us were in the tiny bathroom.

Those intrepid two managed to get the filler hole over the bath lip and bit by bit or should I say liter by liter the bloody thing was emptied.

Sometime later I repaired it and bought a proper temperature controlled heater.

That bed became very popular with guests....

Anyhow years later, married with kids, I installed it again. Well you can guess the rest...

Never again.


M4cruiser

4,640 posts

169 months

Tuesday 30th September
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This thread instantly reminded me of Steptoe & Son

Here's how to empty it!:-

https://youtu.be/2I-HFtiFiQY?t=1596


hidetheelephants

31,984 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Jam a length of hose into the valve(having locked the one-way open if there's one fitted), poke the hose out of a window so it dangles down nearly to ground level, go outside and suck on the hose until the water comes out and starts syphoning(given the water's been in there a while I'd recommend not swallowing any). Organise tea and medals.

Snow and Rocks

2,965 posts

46 months

Tuesday 30th September
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Yep as above, no need for a pump as long as the end of the hose is lower than the bed.

Suck on the lower end of the pipe to get it started.