Jailed in Dubai, killed in crash
Jailed in Dubai, killed in crash
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shed driver

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3,029 posts

188 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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MODS - I can't find the original thread so posting here.

Marcus Fakana the young lad who was jailed in Dubai for underage sex has been killed in a car crash following a police chase.
https://standard-web-prod.brightsites.co.uk/news/c...

SD.


nikaiyo2

5,923 posts

223 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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“I am asking His Highness, Sheikh Mohammed Al Maktoum to please forgive me and pardon me. Let me go home. Please give me my life back.”

So he can come back here to a life of crime, I am sure he was a promising footballer on the verge of an England call up. Seems he did not learn much from his time locked up. I am sure all the usual tts will use his experience in Dubai as. an excuse, but seems like a rather predictable end.

Ian Geary

5,541 posts

220 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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I saw this news today.

Awful for the family of course, and they have my sympathy.

2 things struck me though:

- he might welll have been safer in dubai
- at least we know he didn't die a virgin

(Not in the best of taste perhaps, but he died a completely avoidable death whilst fleeing from the police, so I'm not going to feel too bad)

Bluevanman

10,009 posts

221 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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nikaiyo2 said:
I am asking His Highness, Sheikh Mohammed Al Maktoum to please forgive me and pardon me. Let me go home. Please give me my life back.

So he can come back here to a life of crime, I am sure he was a promising footballer on the verge of an England call up. Seems he did not learn much from his time locked up. I am sure all the usual tts will use his experience in Dubai as. an excuse, but seems like a rather predictable end.
A life of crime,where on earth have you got that from ?
He was a passenger in a car,not a career criminal, unless you know better.

ChocolateFrog

34,954 posts

201 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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How unlucky, oh well never mind.

Darwinism in action.

OldGermanHeaps

5,107 posts

206 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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He didnt flee police. He was a passenger in the crash.
It is quite possible to be a passenger in someones car and not realise the driver is not legal, especially as a teenager when proportionally less of your friend group can afford cars.
I have got into a car as a teenager with another apprentice from my college class for them to see a traffic car, turn white, take a few quick turns and tell us all to get out the car quickly as he didnt have a licence. Do you ask everyone whose car you get in for proof of all their driving documents before you get in?
Going for decent sandwiches at lunchtime with 4 classmates in a nova could have turned fatal if things were slightly different. It was raining and 6 degrees so the offer of getting in the nova was appealing compared to taking my DT50. Dieing at 16 is slightly worse than enduring the dogst disgusting and overpriced vending machice sandwiches, but not by too much.
His only crime that we know of was consensually banging a 17 year old when he was a teenager himself, something perfectly legal here, but her parents took the opportunity to destroy his life over it.
Who here hasnt consensually pumped a 17 year old when they were a teenager?



Edited by OldGermanHeaps on Saturday 4th October 11:06

Earthdweller

18,964 posts

154 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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Now for the protests outside Tottenham Police Stn accusing them of murder


nordboy

3,314 posts

78 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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Aspiring rapper? or footballer?

ChevronB19

8,821 posts

191 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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nikaiyo2 said:
I am asking His Highness, Sheikh Mohammed Al Maktoum to please forgive me and pardon me. Let me go home. Please give me my life back.

So he can come back here to a life of crime, I am sure he was a promising footballer on the verge of an England call up. Seems he did not learn much from his time locked up. I am sure all the usual tts will use his experience in Dubai as. an excuse, but seems like a rather predictable end.
How can you possibly say that based on the available information? He was a passenger and could have been entirely innocent urging the driver to stop.

Don’t make accusations about things you know sod all about.

ChevronB19

8,821 posts

191 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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ChocolateFrog said:
How unlucky, oh well never mind.

Darwinism in action.
Stupid comment.

butchstewie

66,767 posts

238 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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Strange thread but somehow grimly predictable how it would go.

anonymous-user

82 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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butchstewie said:
Strange thread but somehow grimly predictable how it would go.
Doesn't it always.

BikeBikeBIke

14,372 posts

143 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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shed driver said:
MODS - I can't find the original thread so posting here.

Marcus Fakana the young lad who was jailed in Dubai for underage sex has been killed in a car crash following a police chase.
https://standard-web-prod.brightsites.co.uk/news/c...

SD.
Makes me suspect there is a lot more to the original story than was reported.

anonymous-user

82 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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OldGermanHeaps said:
Who here hasnt consensually pumped a 17 year old when they were a teenager?
I haven't. :-(

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48,974 posts

224 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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PH is a great car forum but threads like this just show how many people are sad little twunts.

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48,974 posts

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Saturday 4th October 2025
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BikeBikeBIke said:
shed driver said:
MODS - I can't find the original thread so posting here.

Marcus Fakana the young lad who was jailed in Dubai for underage sex has been killed in a car crash following a police chase.
https://standard-web-prod.brightsites.co.uk/news/c...

SD.
Makes me suspect there is a lot more to the original story than was reported.
Such as what?

Bluevanman

10,009 posts

221 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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This must be the jump to conclusions with absolutely no evidence to back it up forum

OldGermanHeaps

5,107 posts

206 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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ScotHill said:
OldGermanHeaps said:
Who here hasnt consensually pumped a 17 year old when they were a teenager?
I haven't. :-(
Condolences bro. You missed out on part of lifes rich tappestry.
I am guessing some of these on here saying this guy led a life of crime and they are indifferent to his young death at the hands of a criminal also missed out, and are bitter twisted old s as a result.

Edited by OldGermanHeaps on Saturday 4th October 11:30

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48,974 posts

224 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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OldGermanHeaps said:
I am guessing some of these on here saying this guy led a life of crime any they are indifferent to his young death at the hands of a criminal also missed out, and are bitter twisted old s as a result.
Given the only thing he was ever convicted of was having sex outside of marriage I wonder what it is about Marcus that make some posters make those comments/assumptions? scratchchin

Yertis

19,686 posts

294 months

Saturday 4th October 2025
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Rufus Stone said:
butchstewie said:
Strange thread but somehow grimly predictable how it would go.
Doesn't it always.
And yet here you are.