Need a gardener - but not a bloke with a chainsaw
Need a gardener - but not a bloke with a chainsaw
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sidekickdmr

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5,202 posts

229 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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Next year i might be looking to free up some time and attack what was once a pretty formal garden of approx 1/2 acre.

I have kept on top of the lawns, paths and larger bushes, but where there was once a herb garden, is now a weed garden, and the flowers and pretty shrubs are a little sad looking.

I know lots of "gardeners", the type that turn up with a lawnmower, hedge trimmer and chainsaw, but they wouldn't know about the more delicate side of gardening, and because they tend to rock up with £20,000 worth of gear and bulldoze everything for one hour and move on, they are about £100 an hour, which doesn't lend its self to the more relaxed side of gardening.

So, how do I find a 'pretty' gardener, and no I don't ,mean a 20 year old blonde, someone that will potter about the garden, trowel in one hand, cuppa tea in the other, and not charge a fortune.

Probably looking at 2 week stint to start, then a day a fortnight - ish

Ta

nyt

1,919 posts

173 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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Try a local agricultural/horticultural college

LooneyTunes

8,965 posts

181 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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If you have a nice garden and want someone to essentially do borders and planting it is dead easy: Facebook will find you lots of people who want to do that but don’t have enough space at home.

Where it gets trickier is avoiding the mower/strimmer/leaf blower/no actual knowledge of gardening brigade that also inhabit Facebook when you’re trying to find people that can do the slightly heavier jobs without butchering everything in sight.

gusko

152 posts

183 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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Hi.


Are you going to be hands on ?
Is this a new hobby?
Do you want to just have a pretty garden and a monthly bill?

How about a pensioner ? Depends on your location , but maybe go to the local allotments and find a presentable plot and then set about luring the gardener with a shiny new mini garden tractor trailer combo and a pretty private oasis away from the council hoards

Digger

16,127 posts

214 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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Isn’t it a Landscaper you need?

sidekickdmr

Original Poster:

5,202 posts

229 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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I don t need a pro, no designs needed, it’s all there, and pretty, just unmanaged

Nor do I need a landscaper, they do the heavy stuff, patios, new borders, walls etc

The heaviest machine the person I need will use is a kettle

Allotments are a good idea, I pass a local one a lot

Edited by sidekickdmr on Saturday 25th October 13:22

Chrisgr31

14,211 posts

278 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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I find with must shrubs etc that you can cut them back almost as hard as you like and they’ll reshoot.

I take the approach if they die they die and I’ll replace them!

It doesn’t take that long then to get the shrubs under control. Herb garden will be best by digging out and replacing the herbs.

You will though need to read the shredder thread!

Doofus

33,035 posts

196 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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https://weweed.co.uk/

Set up by a couple of friends.

bompey

614 posts

258 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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Ask at your local independent garden centre. We went to ours and asked if they offered gardening as a service or had contacts and they provided a few contacts. We had about 30sqm of flower beds that had come to the end of their life and we wanted to replace them.

The Three D Mucketeer

6,987 posts

250 months

Saturday 25th October 2025
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sidekickdmr said:
Next year i might be looking to free up some time and attack what was once a pretty formal garden of approx 1/2 acre.

I have kept on top of the lawns, paths and larger bushes, but where there was once a herb garden, is now a weed garden, and the flowers and pretty shrubs are a little sad looking.

I know lots of "gardeners", the type that turn up with a lawnmower, hedge trimmer and chainsaw, but they wouldn't know about the more delicate side of gardening, and because they tend to rock up with £20,000 worth of gear and bulldoze everything for one hour and move on, they are about £100 an hour, which doesn't lend its self to the more relaxed side of gardening.

So, how do I find a 'pretty' gardener, and no I don't ,mean a 20 year old blonde, someone that will potter about the garden, trowel in one hand, cuppa tea in the other, and not charge a fortune.

Probably looking at 2 week stint to start, then a day a fortnight - ish

Ta
Are you married ? They're called wives that's why men marry them otherwise do it yourself smile

Oh ... Sorry they cost a fortune getmecoat

Paul Drawmer

5,117 posts

290 months

Sunday 26th October 2025
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Doofus said:
https://weweed.co.uk/

Set up by a couple of friends.
Thank you - message left on website.