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oddman

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4,179 posts

280 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Fair play to the service or ex servicemen who surfaced this

DM link Retired history teacher arrested on suspicion of dressing as an admiral Remembrance memorial


Gecko1978

12,302 posts

185 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Why would you do this? I mean one thing maybe embellishing your exploits in the army (all the ex services people I know are quite coy about it and not having ever done it I am never comfortable asking about Iraq or Afghanistan etc).

But claiming to be a rear admiral how many can there be in the navy for a start.

Slow.Patrol

5,349 posts

42 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Stolen Valour is taken very seriously by the armed forces.


Mr Whippy

32,453 posts

269 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Could be “considered” a criminal offence.

I’m assuming this man is shaking in his boots.

But needless to say this’ll probably get more time than organised criminal gangs dumping rubbish.

MB140

4,990 posts

131 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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As a current member of the armed forces (28 years so far) I find this repugnant behaviour. Impersonating a member of the armed forces especially on Remembrance Sunday as this low life has done really gets my goat.

I’ve worked hard, seen and done things I don’t talk about to earn my medals. To stand there wearing those medals dishonouring those that have earn’t them is a disgrace.

He’s probably lucky he’s an older gentleman otherwise someone might have given him some corrective action.

I remember doing the Lincoln remembrance parade about 10 years ago when some oik decided he was going to walk straight through the marching troops as he didn’t want to wait 1 minute for us to pass. Caused bloody mayhem for the parade.

We learnt later that a couple of veterans in the crowd had got hold of him as he tried to walk off and readjusted his attitude (face) for him.

Gecko1978

12,302 posts

185 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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MB140 said:
As a current member of the armed forces (28 years so far) I find this repugnant behaviour. Impersonating a member of the armed forces especially on Remembrance Sunday as this low life has done really gets my goat.

I ve worked hard, seen and done things I don t talk about to earn my medals. To stand there wearing those medals dishonouring those that have earn t them is a disgrace.

He s probably lucky he s an older gentleman otherwise someone might have given him some corrective action.

I remember doing the Lincoln remembrance parade about 10 years ago when some oik decided he was going to walk straight through the marching troops as he didn t want to wait 1 minute for us to pass. Caused bloody mayhem for the parade.

We learnt later that a couple of veterans in the crowd had got hold of him as he tried to walk off and readjusted his attitude (face) for him.
That's up there with the protestors sitting in front of the military band a few years ago. Showing contempt for the very people who grant you the freedom to be a tt is vile

Wacky Racer

41,162 posts

275 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Very weird behaviour, he's probably a lonely sad old man, but to be fair he did look very smart.

Clap him in irons for a few weeks, keel haul him. then make him walk the plank.

Hippea

3,720 posts

97 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Very odd behaviour

Not saying he shouldn’t be arrested, but interested to know what the crime would be?

BikeBikeBIke

14,372 posts

143 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Walts have pissed me off ever since I was in charge of the SAS.

isaldiri

24,476 posts

196 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Hippea said:
Very odd behaviour

Not saying he shouldn t be arrested, but interested to know what the crime would be?
There is a Uniform Act that prohibits unlawful use of military uniform. The punishment however doesn't seem terribly severe and tbh faking a DSO I'd say really should cop something a bit more severe.....

Tango13

10,010 posts

204 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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BikeBikeBIke said:
Walts have pissed me off ever since I was in charge of the SAS.
You used to run an airline?

Magikarp

1,722 posts

76 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Slow.Patrol said:
Stolen Valour is taken very seriously by the armed forces.
In America, for sure. Luckily we don’t take such arrant guff quite so seriously in the UK.

SpeckledJim

33,670 posts

281 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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He’s been named and shamed. Whatever reputation he has/had is rightly in tatters. His local community will let him know what they think about him. He’s gained no personal prestige from this sad event. Quite the reverse.

Let the police, courts and prison service get on with something else.

Mabbs9

1,645 posts

246 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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There is actually a Facebook group that calls out these walts. I'm glad they do.

boyse7en

8,133 posts

193 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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I'm intrigued to know what he has been arrested for. I can't imagine wearing a military uniform is an offence, or the sealed knot society would be all in Dartmoor Prison by now. As would the WW2 re-enactment guys wandering around in camo painted jeeps and fatigues.

What the guy has done is reprehensible, but I'm not sure that I want wearing fancy dress to be something that sees people in court

Mr Whippy

32,453 posts

269 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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One assumes he’s a bit mentally ill and he didn’t hurt anyone.

I’d suggest people need to lighten up a bit.


I’m more offended by the dramatisation of historical events that aren’t accurate, because they could be dishonouring many people in front of even wider audiences, for money.

But carry on.

ChocolateFrog

34,954 posts

201 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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I really don't understand. If you're going to do it then don't pretend to be a rear admiral with what I believe is a DSO? I'm not a spotter but there's tens of thousands of people out there that would spot that in a second.

I don't think we take it that seriously. Pity and annoyance is more the feeling. If he'd have dressed up as anything other than a very senior officer he probably wouldn't have been arrested.

ATG

23,575 posts

300 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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BikeBikeBIke said:
Walts have pissed me off ever since I was in charge of the SAS.
Shut up!

You know damn well you were my 2iC.

ATG

23,575 posts

300 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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In addition to a crap joke, I can also contribute an irrelevant anecdote. Well, a contrasting anecdote.

My godfather "D" died recently. At his memorial service it was mentioned that he enjoyed his time doing National Service in the Royal Navy. My mother struck up a conversation with another guest, mentioned D's national service, and the guest volunteered that he too had served in the Navy. Some time later the guest's wife joined the conversation and, completely in contrast to her husband, pompously dropped into the conversation that he'd retired as an Admiral.

glazbagun

15,321 posts

225 months

Friday 14th November 2025
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Mr Whippy said:
Could be considered a criminal offence.

I m assuming this man is shaking in his boots.

But needless to say this ll probably get more time than organised criminal gangs dumping rubbish.
Find who dumped the rubbish and make them fight this guy to the death with a snapped pool cue. Will still average out at 0 death penalty and we can broaden it out until we have the prison Population issue under control. Plus we'll be ready for the great war after next.