RE: Jaguar XJ TDVI (X350) | Shed of the Week
RE: Jaguar XJ TDVI (X350) | Shed of the Week
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Jaguar XJ TDVI (X350) | Shed of the Week

Age is just a number - does the same sentiment apply to mileage?


Today's Shed is one of those cars that you could do a vox pop on, badgering old ladies in the High St into telling you how much they think it's worth. After they'd done marvelling at the Sovereign's Jaguar badge, its lustrous mica paint, its leather and wood cabin that remind them of their sitting room, and the thought of rolling up to the bingo hall in something so posh, the old dears would be guessing twenty grand all day long. Tell them the actual price of £1,995 and they'd either laugh, clobber you playfully with their handbags or keel over in a dead faint. 

Go on then, what would you pay for this XJ Sov with (Shed thinks) one owner from new, a service history and an unthreatening MOT record? There will be many who will say 'nowt', that a diesel engine in a Jaguar is about as appropriate as a fox in a hen coop, and that no bargepole is long enough not to touch it with, but Shed will have none of that. Always a follower of anti-fashion, he happily paid peanuts for an S-Type with this same twin-turbo diesel motor and he loved every minute of it. 

Talking of minutes, some will say that the likely lifespan of a cheap old Jag should be measured in minutes rather than the more usual years, but again Shed will reassure you on that front, especially if he's trying to sell you a diesel X350 like this one. Yes, the crank might explode, but surely the pleasure of XJ motoring more than makes up for that risk? All right, the compressor for the air suspension might conk out, but that just gives you more time to admire the beauty of nature while you're waiting for the recovery people. Yes, the electronics, including the sat nav, might not always be functioning perfectly, but isn't it time we re-learned some of our old skills like map-reading? And OK, the particulate filter might catch fire if you haven't had the software recall done, but surely that extra warmth would be a blessing now that winter is here? 

The bodies of these XJs were made of aluminium. Many think that aluminium doesn't rust but all PHers know that it will, it just does it in its own special way, assisted in this cause by rivets made from steel that doesn't get on well with aluminium. In the case of this particular car, however, there is no sign of corrosion either visually or in the MOT history. As ever, the fuzziness of Shed's Amstrad screen isn't helping him, but the shortage of scrapes at each corner and the condition of the wheels (Shed has never been much of a wheel geek, but he is as sure as a doddery old git like him can be that these are off an XJR) suggests that this owner actually knew the width of the car and the environments it was passing through. 

The good thing about aluminium, of course, is that it is light. Even with a heavy old V6 diesel lump under the bonnet this TDVi weighed just 1,650kg. With 204hp at 4,000rpm but more importantly 321lb ft at 1,900rpm, a diesel XJ will hustle along the highways and byways with a relaxed and yet deceptively rapid ease. The 0-60mph should come up in seven and a bit seconds, the top whack should be 140mph and the combined fuel consumption should be 35mpg, which with a near 19-gallon tank gives it a cruising range of well over 600 miles. The £430 annual vehicle duty in the UK is also refreshingly manageable at a time when cars that are no quicker and probably less economical in the real world than this Jag are being nailed for almost twice that. 

The mileage of our XJ might seem high at 187,000, but over the last five years it's only done twenty thousand. As mentioned earlier, we are told it has a service history. Not how much, just that it has some. Looking at the car, Shed would be surprised if it wasn't full. The MOT runs out at the end of January with a fair-sized list of advisories at the last test, but none of it was worrisome. 

Just as an aside, have you seen the prices for year-one (1968) Mk 1 XJs lately? No, neither has Shed because they're now as rare as Mrs Shed's smile. That's because most of them have long since moved on to the scrappers via a dustpan and brush. A reasonable-looking but almost certainly rotting steel 4.2 from the early 1970s will be at least £15k. One without rust, well, who knows how much that would be. You'll do well to find one of those outside of a museum.

Interesting parking spot for our Shed, next to a leany fence. Whenever Shed sees a car next to something that looks like it's about to fall over, it takes him back to a time many years ago when a mate borrowed his 3.0 Mk1 Capri for a couple of days. That was the plan, at least. Unfortunately it turned into a permanent sort of loan when the tree under which his mate had parked it decided it fancied a rest from all the standing up that trees are normally obliged to do. Shed often wonders how much that Capri would have been worth today. Thirty grand easy, he reckons. Of course, you would have had to spend forty grand on it to get it to that value, but that's not the point with old Fords is it?


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yme402

Original Poster:

572 posts

121 months

The quintessential publicans shed.

Taz73

320 posts

31 months

What a lovely looking shed that is

PSB1967

391 posts

175 months

Lovely smoker. The front right bumper could explain the CAT N this car is recorded as.... Not quite the bargain it appears then.

wrexham500

9 posts

228 months

A perfect shed and an excellent write up as usual!

sidewinder500

1,686 posts

113 months

Waftastic! Lovely colour combination and wheels, I'm in.

el romeral

1,816 posts

156 months

Great looking car, wrong engine.

griffsomething

352 posts

180 months

If it had a tan interior and any of the other petrol engines, absolutely yes.

But a clattery, problem laden, smelly Diesel? Not for me sorry.

biggbn

28,774 posts

239 months

I used to really like these but feel they have aged badly. Not surprising given their retro pastiche; I think series 3 Jaguar is the best looking saloon car of all time, so where better to take influence from, but whilst an S3 wafting past, even a disreputably scruffy one, still excudes an aura of questionable je ne sais pas, these now simply provoke a feeling of 'non' from me.

If an S3 has a whiff of Arthur Daley or Terry Thomas, one of these feels like daily dramas or Terry and June...

Chris_59

4 posts

9 months

Really lovely in so many ways! But I can't help thinking it'd cost way more that it's purchase price every year to maintain it.

Andy86GT

755 posts

84 months

Is it a 2.7 or 3.0? I gather the 3.0 doesn't have the Cadbury's crank.

legless

1,920 posts

159 months

Andy86GT said:
Is it a 2.7 or 3.0? I gather the 3.0 doesn't have the Cadbury's crank.
It'll be the 2.7. The X350 never got the 3.0.

FrankandLynn

43 posts

12 months

Now that’s a proper shed, and in the right colour too - a right old thumping bruiser of a motor. Just perfect for genteel wafting from the golf club to the pub and home again. Arthur Daley would be so proud!

Wren-went

1,021 posts

57 months

That's a proper Shed & looks to have worn it's going on 190,000 miles well, I remember when Clarkson drove 1 on Top gear in a Challenge on 1 tank of diesel from Switzerland to Blackpool,

Hammond did the same in a 3cyl diesel Polo & Captain Slow either run out of diesel or didn't quite get to Blackpool in a Subaru legacy.

ferret50

2,465 posts

28 months

I'm sure the post mistress enjoyed a ride in this......

biglaugh

jwwbowe

683 posts

191 months

Nice XJ shed royalty, up there with big Volvos IMO. Shame about the black interior and black pump but still have some life in it. Far worse ways of smoking around. I’d love an XJR of this generation

POIDH

2,337 posts

84 months

Oh yes. Proper waftage for not a lot of money.

chazwozza

869 posts

205 months

Don't burn me but I just coukdn't get on with a diesel in an XJ. S type or XF yes, but that's just me. Lovely looking thing for £2k though.
I have an X308 in a similar colour - paid 3/4 of that...!

ChocolateFrog

33,467 posts

192 months

I had one of these. The engine isn't bad TBF and not hard to get >40mpg either.

The interior feels like it's from the decade preceding it's actual age though. An E60 for example must have looked and felt space age in period, I had both at the same time and they easily looked 20 years apart.

Not a bad car though and the metallic green they did is a fantastic colour when polished and in the sun.

Edited by ChocolateFrog on Friday 21st November 08:01

cerb4.5lee

39,683 posts

199 months

I've always liked these, and they are lovely things to travel around in(my Grandad had a V8 petrol one). I don't mind the diesel in this either, and when you're cruising at 70mph you'd struggle to know what is powering it anyway(they aren't noisy and unsmooth for example).

I am a bit scared about higher mileage cars though for some daft reason, and I think it's mainly because I grew up in the early 70's when engines didn't seem to cope with high mileage back then in comparison to nowadays.

georgeyboy12345

4,092 posts

54 months

Such an improvement on last weeks Bongo Friendee.

People proper slag off these JLR V6s, but this goes to show that if you get a good one they can do the miles.