The Official 2026 FIFA World Cup Thread

[type-r]

Draw tomorrow at 5pm GMT.

Appears to be a lot more complicated than previous draws - basic primer here:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c997...

[Arkose]

Well we've just had Andrea Bocelli

[scenario8]

Did we break away because of advert breaks? I suppose we did. That’s a little disappointing.

Infantino starts as he no doubt intends to go on. He’s a bit of a plonker, isnt he?

[skyebear]

14 hours into the World Cup 2026 draw and names will shortly start to be, er, drawn. Just eight dinner courses and a quick break for FIFA delegates to check funds have arrived in their BVI accounts.

Scotland will undoubtedly get Argentina, France and Spain.

England will get their usual easy group of Curacao, Luton Town and Denny's Waiters XI.

[abzmike]

This reminds me of the Brits from back in the day with Mick Fleetwood and Sam Fox...

[Little Pete]

Andrea Bocelli was excellent but it’s gone rapidly downhill since.

[fttm]

Little Pete said:

Andrea Bocelli was excellent but it s gone rapidly downhill since.

He's getting on but boy can he still perform . only 30 mins more until the draw, thankfully .

[scenario8]

This. Is. Astonishing.

What a time to be alive.

[MCBrowncoat]

How do they make it soooo cheesy? How?! Do they not realise it's ste?!

Wait I'm gonna stop what I'm saying because theyve got their tongue up Trumps asshole, right now!!

[Arkose]

scenario8 said:

This. Is. Astonishing.

What a time to be alive.

Its like the BTTF 2 alternative timeline ...

[abzmike]

Donnie's big moment...
Not sure wha it's got to do with football...

[Little Pete]

I’ve got a little bit of sick in my mouth. fk me

[Galibier]

Excuse me while I fking puke.

A FIFA peace prize. For that ?

Infantino plumbing new depths even for FIFA.

[campionissimo]

This is a crock of st. Infantino might as well just get on his knees in front of Donald.

[Challo]

MCBrowncoat said:

How do they make it soooo cheesy? How?! Do they not realise it's ste?!

Wait I'm gonna stop what I'm saying because theyve got their tongue up Trumps asshole, right now!!

It's like a st corporate event.

[MCBrowncoat]

Sophies Choice for a sniper

[scenario8]

scenario8 said:

This. Is. Astonishing.

What a time to be alive.

Quoting myself as I can scarcely believe what I’m witnessing. What on Earth has happened to football where this is seen as necessary or indeed desirable in any way whatsoever? Is it scandalous or just utterly bizarre?

[Little Pete]

MCBrowncoat said:

Sophies Choice for a sniper

[MCBrowncoat]

scenario8 said:

scenario8 said:

This. Is. Astonishing.

What a time to be alive.

Quoting myself as I can scarcely believe what I m witnessing. What on Earth has happened to football where this is seen as necessary or indeed desirable in any way whatsoever? Is it scandalous or just utterly bizarre?

I think it's....every bad word you can think of

[Little Pete]

Imagine being awarded that prize in the years to come then finding out who the first recipient was