I'm such a numbnut: L322 Stuck
I'm such a numbnut: L322 Stuck
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AndrewCrown

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2,473 posts

134 months

Sunday 7th December
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As the title suggests.

I have stranded our L322, this follows in a line of incidents over the years, some might remember I put my Jeep in our pond once.

Anyway I don’t know how I did it, some slow manoeuvring… et voila.




I have been contemplating using our L405 to pull it out, but this may compound the problem.
The plan is to get a recovery truck round later.



But if faced with this and no access to a truck; what would you do?





darreni

4,295 posts

290 months

Sunday 7th December
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Tow it out with the Roller, that must have more than enough poke.

John D.

19,849 posts

229 months

Sunday 7th December
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Wait for the ground to freeze.

The Mad Monk

10,967 posts

137 months

Sunday 7th December
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Put proper tyres on it.

AndrewCrown

Original Poster:

2,473 posts

134 months

Sunday 7th December
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The Mad Monk said:
Put proper tyres on it.
Agree these are only Pirelli Scorpion Verde's.

pinchmeimdreamin

10,628 posts

238 months

Sunday 7th December
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BlackTails

2,239 posts

75 months

Sunday 7th December
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Assume you’ve tried using the low range feature.

Get four door mats. Wedge them in lengthways under the front of each tyre. Then have another go.

AndrewCrown

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2,473 posts

134 months

Sunday 7th December
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BlackTails said:
Assume you ve tried using the low range feature.

Get four door mats. Wedge them in lengthways under the front of each tyre. Then have another go.
Yes and every other terrain option and combination.
Thinking about the rock back and forth method with the mats

The Mad Monk

10,967 posts

137 months

Sunday 7th December
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How far from the nearest immovable object in the direction of travel? e.g. a tree, or similar. Then, length of rope from tree to a winch or similar and winch it out. Put the front wheels to straight ahead first.

AndrewCrown

Original Poster:

2,473 posts

134 months

Sunday 7th December
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The Mad Monk said:
How far from the nearest immovable object in the direction of travel? e.g. a tree, or similar. Then, length of rope from tree to a winch or similar and winch it out. Put the front wheels to straight ahead first.
yep have a hand winch... might try that when it stops raining

911wise

1,882 posts

229 months

Sunday 7th December
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Providing the gap isn’t too great. I would of thought if you can get the l405 on hard standing you would be able to pull it out.

Bill

56,699 posts

275 months

Sunday 7th December
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Straighten the wheels, roll back using the hill and once moving left hand down until you're point at the Rolls. Then tickle forwards across the slope.

camel_landy

5,336 posts

203 months

Sunday 7th December
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One of the things that is now stopping you from making progress, is the size of the step up at the end of the rut. So first job is to get out a shovel and open up the rut in front of and behind the wheels.

Then...

Low range... Mud & Ruts... Turn OFF DSC... Raise suspension to max (which it should when you go into Mud & Ruts).

Straighten the wheels and try to reverse back approx 1-2ft (this is to give you a little run up and gain momentum).

Manually select a high gear (2nd or 3rd) or use 'D'.

Look at your exit point, rock the steering wheel from circa 10:00 to 2:00 and feed in the power PROGRESSIVELY. When the car is moving, keep rocking that steering wheel and keep on that power (hold it at 2-3k or whatever feels comfortable).

The trick is to rock that steering (steering for grip), get the momentum up and to keep the power steady, so the traction systems have time to do their thing.

Good luck!!

M

AndrewCrown

Original Poster:

2,473 posts

134 months

Sunday 7th December
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Thank you chaps... particularly Camel, I suspect there's a professional advisor in there...

I'm going to cancel the truck, I have to be able to do this!

ChocolateFrog

34,108 posts

193 months

Sunday 7th December
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Let tyres down. Dig shallower ramps in front of the wheels and put some wood or stones down to provide a bit of bite and have another go would be what I'd do. Possibly in tandem with a tow from one of the other cars.

595Heaven

3,041 posts

98 months

Sunday 7th December
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camel_landy said:
One of the things that is now stopping you from making progress, is the size of the step up at the end of the rut. So first job is to get out a shovel and open up the rut in front of and behind the wheels.

Then...

Low range... Mud & Ruts... Turn OFF DSC... Raise suspension to max (which it should when you go into Mud & Ruts).

Straighten the wheels and try to reverse back approx 1-2ft (this is to give you a little run up and gain momentum).

Manually select a high gear (2nd or 3rd) or use 'D'.

Look at your exit point, rock the steering wheel from circa 10:00 to 2:00 and feed in the power PROGRESSIVELY. When the car is moving, keep rocking that steering wheel and keep on that power (hold it at 2-3k or whatever feels comfortable).

The trick is to rock that steering (steering for grip), get the momentum up and to keep the power steady, so the traction systems have time to do their thing.

Good luck!!

M
This…

Spinning the wheels is not going to help you at all

leef44

5,124 posts

173 months

Sunday 7th December
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darreni said:
Tow it out with the Roller, that must have more than enough poke.
I thought this is actually a good solution since it is on the grippy surface.

A.J.M

8,282 posts

206 months

Sunday 7th December
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As camel has said.

You need to back up to firmer ground if it exists behind the car.

Then turn DSC off as it will cut the power when you may need it.
Low range, mud and ruts, and maybe drop the tyre pressures to low 20s.

Then have a feel about for a firmer path through the grass to the gravel.

Wet muddy grass is known as the green ice for a good reason.
I’ve had my old D3 stuck on wet muddy grass.
In low range, with Duratrac tyres slowly rotating as I stood near it laughing with my mates as the car was wanting to go but couldn’t find any traction. hehe

One of my mates with their 90s recovered it to firmer ground.

AndrewCrown

Original Poster:

2,473 posts

134 months

Friday 12th December
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It's still here



I dug two trenches and filled them with firewood..
Alas that did not work, then it got dark....

scotlandtim

416 posts

148 months

Friday 12th December
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Clearly there is only one answer to this question .....

Buy a Tractor?