Sayings that are wrong...
Sayings that are wrong...
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DodgyGeezer

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47,762 posts

216 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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just watching a programme and someone mentioned "...sleeping like a baby..." that has to be one of the worst sayings ever. AIUI it boils down to Ill sleep for 2 hours then st myself rinse and repeat. Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that someone was sleeping like a cat?

What other poor phrases are there

Warhavernet

1,187 posts

13 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Crime not paying goes against the evidence of ones experience.

GAjon

4,044 posts

239 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

Apparently it does and quite often.

ChocolateFrog

34,954 posts

199 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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It's raining cats and dogs.

Not IME but apparently it can rain fish.

Super Sonic

13,369 posts

80 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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'stloads'. Makes no sense. Should be 'shiploads'

Milkyway

13,137 posts

79 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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"Home James & don't spare the horses".

For a start...don't assume that everybody is called James. rolleyes

Edited by Milkyway on Monday 8th December 19:47

NuckyThompson

2,305 posts

194 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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‘Jack of all trades master in none’

Often quoted and stops there.

But the full quote is ‘jack of all trades master in none but better than a master of one’

Or ‘jack of all trades master of none but oftentimes better than a master of one’

Often found it’s said in derogatory way but I’d love to be a Jack of all trades.

Panamax

8,895 posts

60 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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"Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted."

If the door had been bolted there wouldn't be a problem.

Panamax

8,895 posts

60 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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"Spring tide."

Yeah right, they happen all year round.

Panamax

8,895 posts

60 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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"Once in a blue Moon."

Good luck waiting for one that's blue. The expression refers to a month when there are two full Moons, on its 29 day cycle, within the calendar month of 31 days (or whatever).

This phenomenon actually occurs once every two or three years.

Frane Selak

615 posts

11 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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The customer is always right - No the customer is hardly ever right, they are paying someone for their expertise, not to lecture them.


Sticks like st to a blanket, err st comes off a blanket with a bit of water, if a glue I relied on came unstuck with a bit of water I wouldn't be too happy.

Panamax

8,895 posts

60 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Frane Selak said:
Sticks like st to a blanket, err st comes off a blanket with a bit of water.
Like sh*t off a shovel, you mean?



languagetimothy

1,708 posts

188 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Panamax said:
"Once in a blue Moon."

Good luck waiting for one that's blue. The expression refers to a month when there are two full Moons, on its 29 day cycle, within the calendar month of 31 days (or whatever).

This phenomenon actually occurs once every two or three years.
its not really wrong is it? its just saying it doesn't happen very often.

languagetimothy

1,708 posts

188 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Panamax said:
"Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted."

If the door had been bolted there wouldn't be a problem.
this one isn't really wrong either is it. its saying that preemptive action (closing the stable door) would have prevented the Horse from escaping so there's no point in closing it now.

The Rotrex Kid

34,358 posts

186 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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languagetimothy said:
Panamax said:
"Closing the stable door after the horse has bolted."

If the door had been bolted there wouldn't be a problem.
this one isn't really wrong either is it. its saying that preemptive action (closing the stable door) would have prevented the Horse from escaping so there's no point in closing it now.
And ‘bolted’ has a double meaning.

The door was bolted (closed, secured)

The horse bolted (ran away suddenly)

So closing the stable door after the horse has bolted is indeed, a pointless endeavour.

NumBMW

985 posts

155 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Panamax said:
"Spring tide."

Yeah right, they happen all year round.
Nowt wrong with that, spring being a verb.

GappySmeg

368 posts

133 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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"Many a mickle maks a muckle"

I frequently find that very few mickles are required to mak a muckle. Although sometimes it doesn't matter how many mickles I acquire, they still don't mak to a muckle. Frustrating.

The Rotrex Kid

34,358 posts

186 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Panamax said:
"Spring tide."

Yeah right, they happen all year round.
Nothing to do with the season, just ‘springing up’ apparently.

Spring having multiple meanings.

The English language is beautiful in its quirkiness.

Cold

16,515 posts

116 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Frane Selak said:
The customer is always right - No the customer is hardly ever right, they are paying someone for their expertise, not to lecture them.
That's not the whole saying. "The customer is always right in matters of taste."
When used in context the saying is entirely accurate.

The Rotrex Kid

34,358 posts

186 months

Monday 8th December 2025
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Cold said:
Frane Selak said:
The customer is always right - No the customer is hardly ever right, they are paying someone for their expertise, not to lecture them.
That's not the whole saying. "The customer is always right in matters of taste."
When used in context the saying is entirely accurate.
Indeed.

It’s a bit like ‘blood is thicker than water’ which is of course obvious, but not the full saying - ‘The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb’ which actually means completely the opposite to what people think the phrase is meant to say hehe