Mispronounced words that make you appear unedumacated
Mispronounced words that make you appear unedumacated
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DodgyGeezer

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47,762 posts

216 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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suspect that this could be good for a laugh... let's 'av a butchers at mispronounced words dat make u seem less than well educated...

aks/axe instead of ask.

Voldemort

7,378 posts

304 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Niche

Mark_S1000RR_2010

236 posts

29 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Something.
Not somefink.

mikef

6,158 posts

277 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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DodgyGeezer said:
suspect that this could be good for a laugh... let's 'av a butchers at mispronounced words dat make u seem less than well educated...

aks/axe instead of ask.
Axe is the accepted pronunciation is several Caribbean countries

Mr E

22,884 posts

285 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Asdas

Fer

7,767 posts

306 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Can you be more Pacific?

K87

4,198 posts

125 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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My London office has so many from Essex who struggle to pronounce TH when it precedes an R, three becomes free.

Inbox

1,337 posts

12 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Ambulans...


MitchT

17,096 posts

235 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Asterix.
Expresso.
Newkiller.

RSTurboPaul

12,943 posts

284 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Hyperbole.

Bungleaio

6,571 posts

228 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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innit

Super Sonic

13,369 posts

80 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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stloads

mcelliott

10,273 posts

207 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Super Sonic said:
stloads
That's not a mispronunciation you fick

General Price

6,177 posts

209 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Bought.


Super Sonic

13,369 posts

80 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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mcelliott said:
That's not a mispronunciation you fick
It's a mispronunciation of shiploads you dy fick.

normalbloke

8,672 posts

245 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Can I get an espresso….

TrevorHill

940 posts

17 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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normalbloke said:
Can I get an espresso .
I brought one earlier.

mcelliott

10,273 posts

207 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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Super Sonic said:
mcelliott said:
That's not a mispronunciation you fick
It's a mispronunciation of shiploads you dy fick.
But stload is an alternative to the word shipload, not a mispronunciation of it.

mikef

6,158 posts

277 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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I axe you (as Chaucer would have said)

It s a linguistic process known as metathesis - as some people may write comfortable but say comfturble. Are they uneducated?

Edited by mikef on Tuesday 9th December 21:09

Super Sonic

13,369 posts

80 months

Tuesday 9th December 2025
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mcelliott said:
Super Sonic said:
mcelliott said:
That's not a mispronunciation you fick
It's a mispronunciation of shiploads you dy fick.
But stload is an alternative to the word shipload, not a mispronunciation of it.
One mans 'mispronunciation' is another mans 'alternative'.
'stloads' is a fairly recent word, apparently first used in the 1960s. "Shiploads', on the other hand, first appeared in print in the 1630s. From this, it would be reasonable to assume the later word is a derivative ie. a mispronunciation of the former.

Edited by Super Sonic on Tuesday 9th December 21:11