Goose Smashes Front Door

[bad company]

This made me laugh today, there’s a few puns in the report.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wpwg4e0qo?a...

[Super Sonic]

I could only see one pun in the article, but I only had a quick gander.

[frisbee]

Bloody immigrants!

[Lotobear]

Mustn’t have skein where it was going

[Spare tyre]

Probably just wanted a quick gander

[Russet Grange]

Front door this time, F-14 canopy a few years ago...

[POIDH]

frisbee said:

Bloody immigrants!

At least it didn't arrive in a rubber boat...

[Soloman Dodd]

That's christmas dinner sorted.

[Lotobear]

I wonder picks up the bill for that?

[languagetimothy]

i thought that goose is cooked

[Tango13]

Russet Grange said:

Front door this time, F-14 canopy a few years ago...

I wonder if they uttered the words... 'Talk to me Goose'

[Inbox]

That must have been one heck of a call to the insurance company.

Can you please explain the particulars of the incident? I would not blame the call handler if they burst out laughing.

[wibble cb]

Goosed it, clearly

[Radec]

I'd be spitting feathers if that happened to me.

[croyde]

Looks like it's in a right flap!

[Inbox]

I'm surprised the beak didn't turn up.

[fooman]

Christmas is coming the goose is fighting back

[Athlon]

I suspect fowl play at work.

[Last Visit]

Lotobear said:

I wonder picks up the bill for that?

Canada I'd hope seeing as its theirs.

[Inbox]

Last Visit said:

Lotobear said:

I wonder picks up the bill for that?

Canada I'd hope seeing as its theirs.

Probably covered by Goose Insurance, they are real and based in Canada.