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Simpo Two

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90,756 posts

286 months

Saturday
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...you see the website of a big company but have no idea what the hell they actually do...

'For over 40 years, Calian has delivered mission-critical solutions when failure is not an option. Trusted worldwide, we empower organizations in critical industries to overcome obstacles, manage risks and drive progress. By combining the expertise of our people, proven industry insight, cutting-edge technology, bold innovation and global reach, we deliver tailored solutions that solve complex challenges. Headquartered in Ottawa, Canada, with over 5,000 people around the world, Calian s solutions protect lives, strengthen security, foster global connectivity and drive economic progress, making a lasting impact where and when it matters most.'#

Is that bullst bingo at its finest or am I missing something? Is it what's commonly known as 'software'?

https://www.calian.com/

vikingaero

12,107 posts

190 months

From their website it seems they are one of the standard companies that love themselves and corporate bull-speak a lot, but they are essentially an IT enterprise.

I thought that Googling their company might help, such as British Gas becoming Centrica, but they were called Calian Technologies and now Calian Group.

There are plenty of companies in the UK that do everything and sometimes not very well - Serco, Capita, Mitie etc.

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46,669 posts

217 months

Simpo Two said:
...you see the website of a big company but have no idea what the hell they actually do...

'For over 40 years, Calian has delivered mission-critical solutions when failure is not an option. Trusted worldwide, we empower organizations in critical industries to overcome obstacles, manage risks and drive progress. By combining the expertise of our people, proven industry insight, cutting-edge technology, bold innovation and global reach, we deliver tailored solutions that solve complex challenges. Headquartered in Ottawa, Canada, with over 5,000 people around the world, Calian s solutions protect lives, strengthen security, foster global connectivity and drive economic progress, making a lasting impact where and when it matters most.'#

Is that bullst bingo at its finest or am I missing something? Is it what's commonly known as 'software'?

https://www.calian.com/
If I worked for them I'd keep my mobile phone in one of those "under the arm" pistol holders and a permanent stiffy