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AbbeyNormal

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183 months

Friday 30th January
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No intention of paying to watch it, but has anyone been to see it ? Seems to have been released in about 100 cinema's. Imagine it will be as deep as muddy puddle.

Drew106

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170 months

Friday 30th January
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Saw a brilliant quote this morning that made me laugh...

"Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out." - The London Economic

hehe

Wheel Turned Out

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63 months

Friday 30th January
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Numerous reports of basically empty theatres, one or two bookings per screening. I wouldn't even give it the attention of a rage/irony watch and I hope others do the same, they don't deserve any attention.

I'd like to hope it might give her or her obnoxious husband a moment's pause for consideration about their grossly overinflated sense of their own importance - realistically they'll either pretend it was a success or call it a "liberal conspiracy".

Zetec-S

6,690 posts

118 months

Friday 30th January
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Drew106 said:
Saw a brilliant quote this morning that made me laugh...

"Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out." - The London Economic

hehe
rofl

Mark_S1000RR_2010

228 posts

28 months

Friday 30th January
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By the looks of things, it was basically a contra-deal by Bezos. If they’ve spent $40m on the project you can guarantee 35m of that will have gone straight into Trump’s pocket.

I’ll be surprised if this film makes more than £1000 in UK box office receipts. But making revenue wasn’t the point of the entire project, it’s a bribe, pure and simple.

CMTMB

1,149 posts

20 months

Friday 30th January
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Drew106 said:
Saw a brilliant quote this morning that made me laugh...

"Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out." - The London Economic

hehe
That's excellent biggrin

road hog

2,649 posts

238 months

Friday 30th January
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What's it about

nuts

Dave Hedgehog

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229 months

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the producer is mentioned heavily in the Epstein files, there’s a surprise, Australian news reported there was one pre sales ticket sold

TrevorHill

710 posts

16 months

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wong

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241 months

Friday 30th January
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TrevorHill said:
laugh

The Gauge

6,636 posts

38 months

Friday 30th January
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I might be ‘the one’ who goes to watch this, just out of pure curiosity

AbbeyNormal

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The Gauge said:
I might be the one who goes to watch this, just out of pure curiosity
Can you video it so the rest of can watch for free smile

hidetheelephants

34,463 posts

218 months

Friday 30th January
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I'm getting a "The Producers" vibe with this as well as the obvious bribe to Trump. Are there good film production tax breaks in the US?

GetCarter

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304 months

Friday 30th January
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Now being described as Melanoma.

hidetheelephants

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218 months

Friday 30th January
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GetCarter said:
Now being described as Melanoma.
You didn't get some work off it? The score is original apparently. hehe

Castrol for a knave

7,293 posts

116 months

Friday 30th January
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Thankfully, Marina Hyde is going to see it, so we don't have to.

I suspect it has fewer laughs than the Serbian Film.

Silverbullet767

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231 months

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rwindmill

463 posts

183 months

Friday 30th January
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I will be really interested to see if 'Melania' does better or worse than 'United Passions', the film about the life and times of Sepp Blatter.

'United passions' grossed a whopping $918 in its opening weekend, and went on to lose $26.8 million worldwide.

It is widely regarded as one of the worst films in history.


JagLover

46,270 posts

260 months

Friday 30th January
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Drew106 said:
Saw a brilliant quote this morning that made me laugh...

"Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out." - The London Economic

hehe
They didn't come up with that. It was one of the comments on the Snow White trailer. Very funny though.

AbbeyNormal

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183 months

Friday 30th January
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hidetheelephants said:
I'm getting a "The Producers" vibe with this as well as the obvious bribe to Trump. Are there good film production tax breaks in the US?
She paid herself 29m of the 40m that is cost to make. Personally I think she wasted 10,999,900 USD when she could have just purchased an iPhone pro and uploaded 90 minutes of her ramblings to Amazon Prime.

She is higher paid than most actors. But good to see that the US is at last finding new talent amongst the ethnic minorities,