What's your best 'Bodge'
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juice

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9,812 posts

310 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Mine must be today. Bosch dishwasher door latch faulty so it wouldn't finish a cycle without the door being held in. There was a full load of dirty dishes that needed to be washed so....

Behold my magnificent solution ! hehe

(That's a dog shaped door stop, not an extremely obedient dog biggrin )



New door latch ordered and on the way

Edited by juice on Wednesday 18th March 12:55

anonymous-user

82 months

Wednesday 18th March
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My downstairs loo push flush has been operating successfully for 6 years now using a carefully fashioned bit of biro as a replacement for a snapped part

kv85

84 posts

41 months

Wednesday 18th March
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A rental ground floor flat had mould issues (rising damp), needed deposit back or at least most of it so thought I'll give a touch up of glorious magnolia paint in areas which had been continually sprayed with HG mould killer.

Unfortunately, didn't realise that I touched up with Satin instead of Matt.

Since we were moving the next morning, needed a quick bodge, so took some Scotch Brite and scrubbed down areas that needed to be made matt.

Fortunately, worked like a charm.

RizzoTheRat

28,649 posts

220 months

Wednesday 18th March
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The rotary switch on my coffer grinder broke and I couldn't find a replacement as it's fairly old.

So I wired the switch permanently on, glued the knob back on, and plugged it in through a smart switch that Home Assistant tells to turn off 15 seconds after its turned on.

I'm resisting the urge to set up an Alexa routine to turn it on by voice command hehe

zb

4,084 posts

192 months

Wednesday 18th March
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I was at my grandmothers, and she had the old-fashioned Armitage Shanks toilet with the exposed horizontal waste-pipe. I noticed there was a slight weep/leak from it. yuck

Fortunately, I had just started the precipitation part of my Chemistry course, and was painfully aware that finer particles blocked filter paper very well indeed.

I grabbed some talcum powder and fired it into the bowl, I revisited this over a few days, and by the third day no wetness was observed. This held for many years, still fine when we gave her house up.

I repeated this trick a few years later in a house I was renting, equally successfully.

AlexGSi2000

775 posts

222 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.

RGG

1,098 posts

45 months

Wednesday 18th March
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The ignition switch on my mk iii Cortina broke so I wired the starter to the horn switch - circa 1978

anonymous-user

82 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Had a ticking waste pipe which was behind a wall panel in an upstairs bedroom, hacked out the wall panel as no other way to get to it, then tried all sorts to stop the noise before I found a piece of 3x2 that for some reason when wedged again the pipe stopped the noise. Screwed the bit of wood to the stud walling and it's been silent for the past year. God forbid if anyone pulls that apart and wonders wtf was going on in fifty years time. Not my finest but it works.

Also found the builders had managed to turn the stench pipe in the loft into a u-bend that was full of water - doing it properly would have involved buying a 45% bend instead of the one on site (I assume) but I fixed that properly. It also stopped the odd smells from the toilets. Thanks whichever builder / plumber did that.

CSR Performance

600 posts

16 months

Wednesday 18th March
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AlexGSi2000 said:
Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.
This is a joke, right?



Right?

hyperblue

2,899 posts

208 months

Wednesday 18th March
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juice said:
Mine must be today. Bosch dishwasher door latch faulty so it wouldn't finish a cycle without the door being held in. There was a full load of dirty dishes that needed to be washed so....

Behold my magnificent solution ! hehe

(That's a dog shaped door stop, not an extremely obedient dog biggrin )



New door latch ordered and on the way

Edited by juice on Wednesday 18th March 12:55
Impressive. Similarly i currently have a rake propping up a fence post. Spiky end of rake jammed into the grass at one end, handle end wedged under a chunk of wood nailed to the fence post. Been standing for 18 months and several storms now. Proper job!

Super Sonic

13,811 posts

82 months

Wednesday 18th March
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AlexGSi2000 said:
Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.
Extreme fire hazard.
If your house burns down, your insurance will be invalidated.
If anyone dies in the fire, you could be imprisoned for manslaughter.
You may want to find the cause of the circuit breaker tripping.

Fastchas

2,821 posts

149 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Super Sonic said:
AlexGSi2000 said:
Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.
Extreme fire hazard.
If your house burns down, your insurance will be invalidated.
If anyone dies in the fire, you could be imprisoned for manslaughter.
You may want to find the cause of the circuit breaker tripping.
Back in the '90's, my mate had a classic mini, had some electrical problems and kept blowing a certain fuse. He said if he put a screw across the fuse terminals, then the faulty part would start smoking and then he would know where the fault is...

finlo

4,453 posts

231 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Super Sonic said:
AlexGSi2000 said:
Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.
Extreme fire hazard.
If your house burns down, your insurance will be invalidated.
If anyone dies in the fire, you could be imprisoned for manslaughter.
You may want to find the cause of the circuit breaker tripping.
No it isn't, breakers/RCD's still operate with reset lever taped up etc.

ARH

1,927 posts

267 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Fastchas said:
Super Sonic said:
AlexGSi2000 said:
Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.
Extreme fire hazard.
If your house burns down, your insurance will be invalidated.
If anyone dies in the fire, you could be imprisoned for manslaughter.
You may want to find the cause of the circuit breaker tripping.
Back in the '90's, my mate had a classic mini, had some electrical problems and kept blowing a certain fuse. He said if he put a screw across the fuse terminals, then the faulty part would start smoking and then he would know where the fault is...
I did that once in a mini to enable the lights to work one night, so I could get home. They worked for about 3 seconds before all the smoke came out. Ended up having to replace quite a bit of blue and white wire.

B'stard Child

31,005 posts

274 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Our tumble drier is from the early 80's - it's had a few repairs over the years (Belts, heater pack, bearings etc) but the clockwork timer unit started to fail sticking on the heating rather than cooling so for Mrs BC this is enough reason to replace it................



Not so much a bodge more a work around - I got the spare kitchen timer out of the drawer and said use that to alert you when it needs turning off................

I did manage to find a NOS timer unit a couple of years later so now it's been fixed and lives on for a few more years

Reading the examples above I'm starting to think you've all been previous owners of my house!!!

Purosangue

2,446 posts

41 months

Wednesday 18th March
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best bodge
wife has a slight bump fortunately nothing structural






was pissed off with local bodyshop ...I said it wont be an insurance job .... .yeah you need new bumper , new light , suck of teeth those metal decals will have to come off ..youl need new ones ...then paint

£3,650 plus vat ............

Sourced a colour coded bumper locally delivered free for £140 , ebay good condition light £40 paint £20

had to plastic weld some of the internal uprights which are surprisingly strong







paint was perfect match , just need to apply top lacquer


juice

Original Poster:

9,812 posts

310 months

Wednesday 18th March
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RGG said:
The ignition switch on my mk iii Cortina broke so I wired the starter to the horn switch - circa 1978
That's brilliant hehe

Super Sonic

13,811 posts

82 months

Wednesday 18th March
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finlo said:
Super Sonic said:
AlexGSi2000 said:
Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.
Extreme fire hazard.
If your house burns down, your insurance will be invalidated.
If anyone dies in the fire, you could be imprisoned for manslaughter.
You may want to find the cause of the circuit breaker tripping.
No it isn't, breakers/RCD's still operate with reset lever taped up etc.
Except Alex has rigged his so it doesn't trip.

finlo

4,453 posts

231 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Super Sonic said:
finlo said:
Super Sonic said:
AlexGSi2000 said:
Had a circuit that kept on tripping, and still does if I allow it, probably 5 times a day.

I drilled through the switch on the breaker so I could thread a zip tie through, other side of the cable tie on a self tapper through the bottom of the consumer unit.
Extreme fire hazard.
If your house burns down, your insurance will be invalidated.
If anyone dies in the fire, you could be imprisoned for manslaughter.
You may want to find the cause of the circuit breaker tripping.
No it isn't, breakers/RCD's still operate with reset lever taped up etc.
Except Alex has rigged his so it doesn't trip.
Except as I already said forcibly keeping the switch in the on position doesn't stop the device from tripping.

brian_H

159 posts

120 months

Wednesday 18th March
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Indicator on my Elise stopped working, I took the bulb out only to find the bulb holder had disintegrated.

I priced a new one and thought b0110x to that.

I drilled a hole through the side of the bulb holder, soldered the live feed direct to the bulb terminal and it works perfectly....and has done for the last 12 months. I even have a spare bulb with wire already soldered ready to replace it when it does go.