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Prisoner 24601

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642 posts

71 months

Yesterday (19:01)
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Does anyone here live in, or near, Datchet?

It would appear that any major M25 issues around Heathrow, which happen very often, then loads of cars get diverted through the surrounding villages. You can witness all the cars following one another like lemmings, as we all use the same shared Sat Nav platform.

Anyway, that's not the reason for the post, I wanted to find out why there are two fish and chip shops next to one another, and whether they both do a good trade. I also wanted to know more about the junction just before Datchet, which seems to have a wasteland of caravans and detritus. Opposite which is a small collection of semi permanent homes, low rise, but with huge gates. Presumably a semi permanent travelers site.

Roofless Toothless

7,137 posts

155 months

Yesterday (19:08)
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There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.

paua

7,941 posts

166 months

Yesterday (19:50)
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Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
Farage has a fish shop? wink

languagetimothy

1,634 posts

185 months

Yesterday (20:05)
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Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
is their sausage in batter skinless?

LunarOne

6,936 posts

160 months

Yesterday (20:20)
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I live a few miles away. Tried one once but shortly after I placed my order, a bunch of people with foul mouths and even fouler smells came in. One of their vehicles' engines must have pooed on them or something. I couldn't get away fast enough. The food was below par too.

Glassman

24,551 posts

238 months

Yesterday (20:23)
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languagetimothy said:
Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
is their sausage in batter skinless?
The saveloy vey isn't.

Prisoner 24601

Original Poster:

642 posts

71 months

Yesterday (20:32)
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well, i'm pleased my thread raised a few smiles smile

Landlubber

217 posts

72 months

Yesterday (20:39)
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Do they take tips?

MDMA .

10,123 posts

124 months

Yesterday (20:42)
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Landlubber said:
Do they take tips?
Leave the chips in the fryer for another minute.

TVR Sagaris

1,274 posts

255 months

Yesterday (22:34)
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Could you give us some Streetview images, OP? Would like to get a better sense of Datchet.

Stick Legs

8,388 posts

188 months

Yesterday (22:39)
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"Getting off at Datchet won't help you!"



How to get ahead in advertising, 1989.

HairyMaclary

3,768 posts

218 months

Yesterday (23:06)
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I recall that the humble Dachshund is from Datchet.

Prisoner 24601

Original Poster:

642 posts

71 months

TVR Sagaris said:
Could you give us some Streetview images, OP? Would like to get a better sense of Datchet.
Hi - no, sorry. I think it would take me twice as long to go through and take 2-3 screnshots, as it would for you to access google streetview and have a mooch around. Search for Drunken Fish. See which one has better google reviews.

vikingaero

12,350 posts

192 months

An Adidas and Puma standoff?

vikingaero

12,350 posts

192 months

Having wasted a few seconds of my life looking at these two fish and chip shops on Google Maps, I've found an Chinese/Indian fusion restaurant called Wok N' Rolls: https://woknrolls.co.uk/food-menu just down the road from these Fish and Chip shops.

Blib

47,207 posts

220 months

Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
Sephardic Jewish immigrants brought the specific fish frying method used in chippies to the UK when they were expelled from Spain & Portugal in the 1600s.


croyde

25,588 posts

253 months

In London not Ratchet, I've seen ......

Thank Cod For Chips.

In Cod We Trust.

Glassman

24,551 posts

238 months

Do they do rissoles?

Rich Boy Spanner

1,766 posts

153 months

Prisoner 24601 said:
Does anyone here live in, or near, Datchet?

I also wanted to know more about the junction just before Datchet, which seems to have a wasteland of caravans and detritus. Opposite which is a small collection of semi permanent homes, low rise, but with huge gates. Presumably a semi permanent travelers site.
A lot of the area around Heathrow has a lot of caravans used by workers when on shift but who live elsewhere in the country. I knew a few who have done it, some for years on end. The low tax contractor salaries made it worthwhile.

king arthur

7,677 posts

284 months

croyde said:
In London not Ratchet, I've seen ......

Thank Cod For Chips.

In Cod We Trust.
In Watford there used to be two fish and chip shops, one called The Codfather, the other called Codfather 2.