April Fools 2026

[ajprice]

https://www.grandprix247.com/formula-1-news/willia...

Williams appoint Christian Horner team principal to save Sir Franks' great Formula 1 team from extinction

Any more for any more?

[Monkeylegend]

Thought that happened last year

[Wacky Racer]

[Pixel Pusher]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15696415/...

[Unf]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/04/01/miliba...

[vikingaero]

I put a notice on our office photocopier: "This Canon photocopier has been upgraded to voice activation only - say what you want, for example 2 copies, double sided please!"

Unfortunately I no longer sit in the same office any more.

[GasEngineer]

SOUTHWOLD'S IN A SPIN!

An unexpected ‘twist’ is being added to the end of Adnams Lighthouse Tours. To save visitors a 113-step descent, we’ve submitted a planning application to add a Helter-Skelter-style slide to the Southwold landmark.

In keeping with the local aesthetic, we’re proposing a traditional wooden structure, which will be painted in Adnams’ iconic navy and white. Grab your malt sack, tuck in your elbows, and slide all the way down to The Sole Bay for a pint.

Feedback on the plans is being sought.

Hel-Yes or Hel-No?

[wiggy001]

Brands Hatch

[Baldchap]

Pixel Pusher said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15696415/...

Was this definitely posted today?

[MOBB]

I just got done, imbecile

A senior team member told me she was pregnant. bd

[Pixel Pusher]

Baldchap said:

Pixel Pusher said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15696415/...

Was this definitely posted today?

"The original 60ft profiles cost $1million (£750,000) between 1927 and 1941, with experts saying that in today's money, Mr Trump's elaborate hairdo alone will set taxpayers back $50million (£38million)".

[Starfighter]

[loughran]

Festool brings you the future with hose free dust collection.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OlajsTRtCsU

[Blib]

From the UK Defence Journal.

Britain to introduce new inflatable warships to expand fleet

https://share.google/6nsHeKBRKv0PTw5Dj

[Little Pete]

I quite like this.

[leigh1050]

From the Metro free newspaper.

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Little Pete said:

I quite like this.

Given the shambolic way Aston Martin is run it wouldn't be that big a surprise for them to really start using diesel engines exactly when the price of diesel is rocketting.

[QuartzDad]

[Deranged Rover]

Pixel Pusher said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15696415/...

Is it worrying that, if this was revealed to be true and not an April Fool, I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised?!

[hilly10]

GB News this morning did a piece on a car repairers paint shop which had invented Tartan Paint.