Close Encounters of the Septic Kind !

[v41ley]

There we are. Quiet (!) little hoon from Thame to Aylesbury after getting the car back from the guys at Silverstone. Lovely day, life is great....car running like a dream ...
Lorry approaching us suddenly sheds its load of septic tanks (the big f*****s) which are now heading heading for us in large bits at around 100 mph closing speed. Luckily, the van in front of us takes most of the hits or deflects pieces out of our path. Biggest piece comes to halt 12 inches from the front of the car. With this much luck I must buy a lottery ticket tomorrow !

[pjac67]

I agree! Most people are worse off 'When the shit hits the van'!

[slikk]

pjac67 said:

I agree! Most people are worse off 'When the shit hits the van'!

Sir, i have to applaud you on that one !!

[tuscan s]

slikk said:

pjac67 said: I agree! Most people are worse off 'When the shit hits the van'! Sir, i have to applaud you on that one !!

THAT IS THE BEST ONE LINER EVER

[buzzsaw]

v41ley said:

There we are. Quiet (!) little hoon from Thame to Aylesbury after getting the car back from the guys at Silverstone. Lovely day, life is great....car running like a dream ... Lorry approaching us suddenly sheds its load of septic tanks (the big f*****s) which are now heading heading for us in large bits at around 100 mph closing speed. Luckily, the van in front of us takes most of the hits or deflects pieces out of our path. Biggest piece comes to halt 12 inches from the front of the car. With this much luck I must buy a lottery ticket tomorrow !

You didn't happen to see the brand? I work for a company based not too far from there in the septic tank business.

[Flintstone]

buzzsaw said:

You didn't happen to see the brand? I work for a company based not too far from there in the septic tank business.

Turds 'r Us?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

"the motion is carried"

[v41ley]

You didn't happen to see the brand? I work for a company based not too far from there in the septic tank business.[/quote]

Sorry no. It didn't really cross my mind to ask the driver what make they were !

[andy-w]

i bet that wiped the smile from their faeces!!!

hats off to '..hits the van'!!!!!!!

[buzzsaw]

v41ley said:

You didn't happen to see the brand? I work for a company based not too far from there in the septic tank business.

Sorry no. It didn't really cross my mind to ask the driver what make they were ![/quote]

Fair point, well made