Poo in the Pool
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Saleen836

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237 months

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Earthdweller

18,954 posts

154 months

Saturday 27th June
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That's a bit of a stty thing to do !

Yahonza

3,942 posts

58 months

KAgantua

5,150 posts

159 months

Saturday 27th June
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What a load of crap

mac96

6,244 posts

171 months

Saturday 27th June
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Surprised they have concealed his name. Although I expect he is well known locally which can't be much fun!

miniman

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290 months

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Jasandjules

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257 months

Saturday 27th June
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Um, well, ah, I see...


Slow.Patrol

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42 months

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Radec

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75 months

Saturday 27th June
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“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.”

Gareth79

8,903 posts

274 months

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Rumour on Facebook is that it was done by a lifeguard who wanted to go home early.

Ridgemont

9,413 posts

159 months

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“The matter was dealt with through an adult community resolution – an alternative form of justice aimed at first-time offenders”

After 19 incidents? lol.

‘Ah well you’ve murdered 19 people, but since we only worked out you had on the 19th incident here’s a pass’….

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redrabbit

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193 months

Saturday 27th June
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miniman said:
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Spare tyre

12,491 posts

158 months

Saturday 27th June
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Back in the 90s swimming parties were all the rage

My mate Dave said in the pool that he needed the toilet, being naughty 6/7 year olds we just said to go in the pool

He didn t make it clear he needed a poo

Fond memories!

MitchT

17,112 posts

237 months

Saturday 27th June
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Was it Paul's pool?

768

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124 months

Saturday 27th June
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Spare tyre said:
Back in the 90s swimming parties were all the rage

My mate Dave said in the pool that he needed the toilet, being naughty 6/7 year olds we just said to go in the pool

He didn t make it clear he needed a poo

Fond memories!
rofl

Super Sonic

13,841 posts

82 months

Saturday 27th June
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Ridgemont said:
The matter was dealt with through an adult community resolution an alternative form of justice aimed at first-time offenders

After 19 incidents? lol.

Ah well you ve murdered 19 people, but since we only worked out you had on the 19th incident here s a pass .

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You got the emoji right!

Spare tyre

12,491 posts

158 months

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MitchT said:
Was it Paul's pool?
It was in Poole!

Bright Halo

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263 months

Saturday 27th June
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Otherwise known as a code brown.

Lob a toffee crisp in and watch the reaction, especially if you fish it out and take a bite biggrin

Milkyway

13,879 posts

81 months

Saturday 27th June
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FLOATER!!!!!! yikes

Only once at the local swimming pool, Alarms & lifeguards ushering people out...away from the offending jobbie.
Luckily, it was just out of the rapid zone. laugh


Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 27th June 23:07

Otispunkmeyer

13,738 posts

183 months

Saturday 27th June
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This does happen.

I used to swim for my local club in my teens and I can remember there was a spate of Friday night phantom poo'ers. Like clockwork, half way through the set, we'd have to get out whilst lifeguards fished it out. We'd usually get straight back in once it was done. Though one occasion it was a little less er...solid.

They did get the chap in the end. He'd taken umbrage at the club having so much of the pool for so much of the evenings. Dirty protest, launching brown subs into the pool.

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Edited by Otispunkmeyer on Saturday 27th June 23:10