Teenage hitmen
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easytiger123

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2,701 posts

237 months

Yesterday (07:26)
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrjyevmv61o

Fascinating and disturbing story on BBC news website. Hope it belongs in NPE rather than jobs and employment matters!

bloomen

9,854 posts

187 months

Yesterday (10:07)
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I blows my mind how little people are willing to throw their lives away for, though it sounds like he was a bit entangled.

£21,000 might've been enough for a 10yr old used car and a half decent holiday. And he probably would've been stiffed anyway.

That reminds me of a pal eulogising the local drug dealer who got three years in Dartmoor. He squirreled away £25,000 in return which seemed like an epic sum to my pal and well worth it.

If I'd realised he was willing to live in restriction and misery for just over £8000 a year I would've started allocating him some suicide missions for peanuts.

crofty1984

17,063 posts

232 months

Yesterday (12:55)
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You people are never happy. One minute it's all "we should be encouraging young entrepreneurs, kids today are always sat inside glued to their screens" then god forbid one of them gets a hobby to get a bit of pocket money and all hell breaks loose.

JoshSm

4,564 posts

65 months

Yesterday (13:36)
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Young, stupid, cheap, disposable. The perfect employees for the grunt work, as long as you have effective cutouts.

Trust is the hardest part of building an effective enterprise and this kind of stuff helps to remove that issue. I can see why it's a popular idea.

Not a million miles away from what at least one intelligence agency are pulling right now to target their enemy, though that usually seems to involve heavy coercion as much as it did an idiot getting paid.

irc

9,680 posts

164 months

Yesterday (14:35)
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"The gang recruits teenagers to carry out the attacks for cash, but it almost never has to pay out as they often get caught."

Surely you would want at least half up front?

MattsCar

2,297 posts

133 months

Yesterday (14:40)
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It is one hell of a gamble for very little money it seems.

A quick Google for stats doesn't bring up anything concrete, but...

"approximately 60% to 70% of homicide cases result in a suspect being charged, according to 2024–2025 data from GOV.UK" combined with "80% of Crown Court cases" finding the suspect guilty.

So, at best, a 50/50 chance of being arrested, found guilty and then thrown in jail, for the rest of your life, for around what you would get paid on a minimum wage job for a year.

And when I say "at best", the odds are probably less in your favour if you are a bit of a dimwit and leave a trail of evidence, which most of these young, unexperienced, mentally lacking kids will do.

CoolHands

23,073 posts

223 months

Yesterday (14:55)
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The recent Norwegian teenager case - Johannes Natland - seems like a right tt, he came out all bravado to our armed police when being arrested. Unfortunately he’ll get a meek sentence here in the uk.

Gareth79

8,896 posts

274 months

Yesterday (15:01)
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irc said:
"The gang recruits teenagers to carry out the attacks for cash, but it almost never has to pay out as they often get caught."

Surely you would want at least half up front?
From what I read about previous cases - eg. the attacks on Iranian media, Jewish buildings,the London warehouses supporting the Ukraine war, and Starmer's houses/cars, they get given small jobs and paid, and are sent small amounts up-front, then they get given bigger jobs. Even then, the money involved is tiny compared to the costs of having a "pro" in the country doing it.


Mr Penguin

4,525 posts

67 months

Yesterday (15:04)
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MattsCar said:
It is one hell of a gamble for very little money it seems.

A quick Google for stats doesn't bring up anything concrete, but...

"approximately 60% to 70% of homicide cases result in a suspect being charged, according to 2024 2025 data from GOV.UK" combined with "80% of Crown Court cases" finding the suspect guilty.

So, at best, a 50/50 chance of being arrested, found guilty and then thrown in jail, for the rest of your life, for around what you would get paid on a minimum wage job for a year.

And when I say "at best", the odds are probably less in your favour if you are a bit of a dimwit and leave a trail of evidence, which most of these young, unexperienced, mentally lacking kids will do.
The base rate could be a lot worse depending on what they count as a homicide case. IIRC the UK police have the highest conviction rate for murder and there are better places to go to if you want to do it for fun or money.

MattsCar

2,297 posts

133 months

Yesterday (15:10)
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Mr Penguin said:
The base rate could be a lot worse depending on what they count as a homicide case. IIRC the UK police have the highest conviction rate for murder and there are better places to go to if you want to do it for fun or money.
Totally, I did try to look for some more specific statistics, but couldn't find any. I'd wager the chances of getting caught doing such a thing would be closer to 100% than 50%.

Scotland police proudly claim this.

"Police Scotland’s 100 per cent homicide detection rate means that every one of the 605 murders committed since the inception of the single national service in 2013, has been solved."