RE: Volkswagen Touareg 3.2 | Shed of the Week
RE: Volkswagen Touareg 3.2 | Shed of the Week
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Volkswagen Touareg 3.2 | Shed of the Week

Old-school, 237hp petrol VR6 SUV anyone? Better act fast...


Did you know that Volkswagen stopped making the Touareg earlier this year? In the UK you can still buy a new Black or Final Edition one from stock for between £72k and £84k, but when they’ve gone that’ll be the end of a long run that started back in 2002. 

Right from launch, the Cayenne-chassis’d Touareg was a serious do-it-all Land Rover rival with an auto-locking centre diff, low range trans, and option boxes for a locking rear diff and active air suspension. They were great tow cars not just because of the chassis mechanicals but also because of the mad choice of engines on offer. The weediest one was a five-cylinder 2.5 diesel, but you could order your Touareg with a 4.2 petrol V8, a V10 5.0 diesel (one of which actually made it into SOTW) or a Phaeton 6.0 W12 petrol that generated the same amount of poke as a Cayenne Turbo.

Next to those, 237hp 3.2 VR6 petrols like our pre-facelift 2007 example here seemed a bit pointless at the time. As a result, not many 3.2s were shifted in the UK. Now they’ve become niche used cars with prices that sellers presumably think adequately reflect their rarity. Decent, reasonably low mileage 3.2s that aren’t ‘spares or repairs’ rarely pop up for under £6k. Indeed, some private sellers believe that their 3.2s are worth over £10k. Just as an aside, there were no V8s or V10 diesels on sale in the UK at the time of writing. The two 6.0 W12s that Shed found were both left-hookers, a 122,000-miler at £12k and a 74,000-miler at £20k.

Of course, advertised prices for vehicles like the old Touareg are one thing. Actual prices achieved might be quite another. Still, as the market stands, our decent, reasonably low mileage shed looks like pretty good value at £2,000. That two grand will only be the start of your financial adventure, mind. With 2.2 tonnes to shift the 3.2 will munch through consumables at a Mr Creosote-like rate. At an average of 20mpg, topping up the 100-litre/22-gallon tank will be a depressingly regular event, and you’ll be paying VED at £790pa because this car was first registered in December 2007 rather than in the cheaper pre-March 2006 registration period.

But in return for your impulse purchase you will get a capable, comfortable, roomy, well built and reasonably reliable 5-seater SUV that will ferry you and your brood around in a semi-superior, if expensive, manner. You’ll never accuse your 3.2 of face-melthing performance – think nine-second 0-60mph and a top speed of not much more than 120mph – but the VR6 motor will be smooth and there is enough room in the bay to quell the fear that will confront you on opening the bonnet of a tightly-packed big-engined Touareg. These monsters had sweating mechanics spending many an hour stripping away half of the ancillaries to get at what should have been easy-access service items.  

Our shed is MOT’d until the end of next May, the certificate showing a couple of advisories for worn suspension bushes. Earlier history shows nothing untoward, just consumables. Unlike many contemporary Japanese offerings even gen-one Touaregs were quite well protected against corrosion, but propshaft bearings, like some of the women in Shed’s life, are given to banging.  Electronic handbrakes started to arrive on cars generally in the early 2000s. Not long after that came the realisation that they were the answer to a question nobody had asked. Tyre pressure monitoring systems have been annoying people for much longer than that. 

Both can give you grief on Touaregs, as can electrical problems generally. Water gets where you don’t want it, like in the footwells where some important ECUs lived. That was a VW flaw for a good while in the '00s. Shed remembers a Passat whose soggy footwell ECU played merry hell with the car’s comfort features. When he went to indicate, the windows would go down. When he tried to get the windows back up the wipers would kick off. We won’t tell you what pressing the horn button did to the postmistress in the passenger seat but she seemed to enjoy it.

There’s no mention of SE or Altitude in the ad. Shed can’t be bothered to check if the standard model had the pleated leathery interior. Whatever the answer to that may be, it looks inviting enough, even if something toxic might have sat on one of the rear seats at some point.

There we have it then, old-school SUV-ery from a different and some might say better age. Be aware that Shed has threatened to send booby prizes to those who insist on delighting us with their hilarious misspellings of the word Touareg...


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tomsugden

Original Poster:

2,459 posts

256 months

Yesterday (06:09)
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Very cool, I've always fancied one of these.

can't remember

1,166 posts

156 months

Yesterday (06:20)
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For two grand I can see the curb appeal but imagine having to tell someone how slow and thirsty it is. Then imagine telling them you're paying £800 a year tax.

Go and find a less shiny diesel if you want a workhorse.

Huzzah

28,884 posts

211 months

Yesterday (06:32)
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I pay £790 rfl on a cherished well looked after car, this is neither, no thanks.

Kipsrs

689 posts

77 months

Yesterday (06:34)
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Good shed! big bills ahead. . .

el romeral

2,077 posts

165 months

Yesterday (06:41)
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Very plush looking shed. Just tell yourself it cost £4k and then the first 2 years of big bills are free. Certainly has the look of being more expensive than shed money - added to by the V6 soundtrack.

pb8g09

3,186 posts

97 months

Yesterday (07:01)
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£170 to fill the tank for what, 300 miles? Yikes. I’d want to at least hear a V8 growl for that sort of wallet emptying. Like going all the way to the Ritz and ordering a £50 pizza.

Andy86GT

1,052 posts

93 months

Yesterday (07:07)
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We've gotten so used to seeing 20+ inch wheels on these large SUVs, makes those on this Toerag seem teeny

FrankandLynn

87 posts

21 months

Yesterday (07:09)
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Ooof… now we’re talking! Top shedding if you don’t need to regularly travel long distances. Perfect for performing tip runs and carrying the bikes to the muddy places. Mightily tempting.

wistec1

786 posts

69 months

Yesterday (07:15)
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Like handing your money over to a failed financial advisor only to discover the hidden annual investment costs. It's a ruff and risky shed but I'd want a big diesel.

Padaca

9 posts

7 months

Yesterday (07:36)
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Seriously? 8000 miles a year in this is over £300 month in fuel and tax. That's not far off some monthly pcp payments on a new small car. And if you go the EV route you'll slash your fuel/tax costs to about £25/ month . You've really got to need a old 5 seat SUV with a VW badge to be even thinking about it....

Baileyk

310 posts

92 months

Yesterday (07:47)
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Remember when these first came out, largest car in the car park by a country mile….now I suspect it’s probably a mid size SUV by modern standards.

POIDH

3,577 posts

93 months

Yesterday (07:55)
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Aye, this is an economic basket case coupled with bland bleugh in a dull colour.
It's a no from me, but someone will want to waft in that thing.

ducnick

2,235 posts

271 months

Yesterday (07:58)
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That’s an interesting shed option. If you need a genuinely capable off roader then this could be a better option than a Land Rover equivalent. You couldn’t get a Toyota at shed money, so your only real option at this price would be an early petrol L332 with the bmw v8.
I suspect the vw would be cheaper to run than an L322.

Of course if you don’t need the off road abilities, then clearly there are many much cheaper shed options, including the pcp payments on a Chinese ev etc.

Cryssys

904 posts

66 months

Yesterday (08:22)
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Well, it certainly looks like a shed on wheels.

Not my sort of thing and the VED is a killer but I'm sure it will do a job of work for someone.

chazwozza

963 posts

214 months

Yesterday (08:44)
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My sister had the 3.0 diesel. Rear diff went, apparently because they put cheap ditchfinders on the rear or one side, can't remember which, a known issue having different tyres?? Had a few issues. Still like them though

yme402

641 posts

130 months

Yesterday (08:47)
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“If only everything in life was as reliable as a Volkswagen”

WPA

14,537 posts

142 months

Yesterday (08:49)
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Fuel and RFL costs plus bork factor, no just no

MDT

824 posts

200 months

Yesterday (08:53)
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Son had one of these a few years back, it was a great car, set of uniroyal rainsport tyres on it and was quick shocked at how good it was off road round a mates farm.

I pinched it for a trip once got 24mpg driving like miss daisy.

He then being 24 at the time he had straight pipes fitted to it, .... it was rude.

Quhet

2,914 posts

174 months

Yesterday (09:00)
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I've always liked the styling of these, they just look rugged and purposeful in a way that many SUVs have failed to do since. Can't ever imagine there'd be a use case for this one but good luck to whoever buys it - I'm sure it'll do you well.

mart4856

214 posts

52 months

Yesterday (09:19)
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Council estate ram raid special in its future life. Purchased with money from drug dealing and then used to commit crime. No worries about VED or fuel as they won't be paying for either.