Motorway cutter upper

[zippy500]

I saw the most amazing thing this morning, just getting of on to a two lane slip road, tosser 1 cuts in front of me and slams his brakes on, no big deal I just call him a un polite name, then out of no where, tosser 2 cuts him up. Dosent effect me at all, but tosser 1 is fuming. I mean how dare he do such a thing to him. Tosser 1 decides right im going to undertake tosser 2 and get pole position. He does this upsetting tosser 2 and amusing me at the same time. And then to cap it all off thy get up behind a big lorry and the whole of the inside slip road lane go sailing past with not a care in the world, splendid.

[stedale]

It's when stuff like that happens that I have to wind the window down to avoid deafening myself with laughter. Excellent!