More Office horror.........
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Oh My God!!!
After a couple of weeks of sensible dressing, the Office horror (Bet Lynch) is back with a vengeance today.
Barbara Windsor hair-do, Leather mini skirt, knee high boots. Topped off with tight sweater and the complete range of Estee Lauder on her boat race....
(Remember, this lady is in her mid-fifties)
She's also taken a shine to me now, for some reason, saying "Hi" and giving me knowing looks....worst thing is that Dan (my partner in crime in the office) has noticed and is giving me severe stick!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllpppp!!!!!
After a couple of weeks of sensible dressing, the Office horror (Bet Lynch) is back with a vengeance today.
Barbara Windsor hair-do, Leather mini skirt, knee high boots. Topped off with tight sweater and the complete range of Estee Lauder on her boat race....
(Remember, this lady is in her mid-fifties
) She's also taken a shine to me now, for some reason, saying "Hi" and giving me knowing looks....worst thing is that Dan (my partner in crime in the office) has noticed and is giving me severe stick!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllpppp!!!!!
Oh dear. Still, look on the bright side, Flasher - does she also wear half a bucket of Avon's finest "fragrance" every day as well? If not, you're a lucky, lucky man.
Nothing else for it - send her an e-mail telling her that Dan fancies her.
She's also taken a shine to me now, for some reason, saying "Hi" and giving me knowing looks....worst thing is that Dan (my partner in crime in the office) has noticed and is giving me severe stick!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllpppp!!!!!
Nothing else for it - send her an e-mail telling her that Dan fancies her.
Did this to Dan before with one of the other girls in the office...
Off he went for a pee, leaving his email open. The temp who was working here had dyed purple hair and I "replied" for him to one of her emails telling her I thought she was lovely!! She replied that she was flattered he felt that way and like him too!!
Dan was scarlet with embarassment!!
He's getting his own back now!! He's guarding his PC like a Rottweiler now!!
Off he went for a pee, leaving his email open. The temp who was working here had dyed purple hair and I "replied" for him to one of her emails telling her I thought she was lovely!! She replied that she was flattered he felt that way and like him too!!
Dan was scarlet with embarassment!!
He's getting his own back now!! He's guarding his PC like a Rottweiler now!!
"she then adjusts her bossom and heads for your office " .. .do you mean . . .
Adjusts her "bottom", "bosom" "possum" - for your "orifice"
Bet Flasher feels rather queezy now . . .hope you take a good look around before you enter any lifts on your own today! These types have a habit of popping up in the stangest of places.
Adjusts her "bottom", "bosom" "possum" - for your "orifice"
Bet Flasher feels rather queezy now . . .hope you take a good look around before you enter any lifts on your own today! These types have a habit of popping up in the stangest of places.
mungo said:
robkola said: These types have a habit of popping up in the stangest of places.
SUDDENLY the Office horror appears underneath Flashers desk and he see's the whites of her eyes as she looks up from inbetween his legs... with a smile, an evil evil smile...
>> Edited by mungo on Friday 8th November 10:54
. . . and looking for her false teeth
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