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[BigNige]

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"Doris's attempt at Evel Knievels records were sadly lacking."

:D

[mose]

"Doris......that AINT the bloody Ferry"

[sjc]

" Hmmm. I definately need that 6 pot upgrade"

[yorkkie]

surely they arent double yellows

[yorkkie]

well I had to get to the boat quicly I needed a P**s

[Vipers]

mose said:

"Doris......that AINT the bloody Ferry"

Ferry nuff

[comm_SS_V8]

Captain (shouting): "All aboard that's going aboard" <crash>

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Dorris: "It's a good job that boat was there to stop me"

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Lookout: "Car Ahoy cap'n"

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Dorris: "Not again. That's the third time this month."

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Dorris (to camera man): "Does my bum look big in this suit?"

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Guys in background: "She should have gone to Specsavers"

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Dorris: "Do you think I should close the doors in case it rains? I don't want the upholstery to get wet."

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Dorris: "Phew! That's was close. I almost broke a nail."

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Police Officer: "How did this happen?"
Dorris: "I swerved to miss a tree"
Police Officer: "The only tree round here is your air freshener"

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[shadok]

Come on now, cut me some slack. This is america and after all I am a woman!

[P47ThBolt]

The bl**dy sat nav said turn left....so I did!

[jagsy]

Women drivers!

[HSVGTSCoupe]

....Doris and I were proud to be at the recent launch of the new 'Toyota Gangplank'. (model pictured is the 'abridged' version)

[EH*ROB]

HOLDON - No I think it's a Toyota.

NO "HOLD ON" You fool !

[damoace]

The first guests to use the new EasyCruise passenger transfer service were far from impressed

[Crazy of Cookham]

Who left that boat there when I'm trying to get the car washed.

[LuS1fer]

"How can you say that's a Toyota Soarer", asked Fifi in a perplexed tone.

[damoace]

Yup, Deffo a "Blonde" moment...