Pool Changing room etiquette
Pool Changing room etiquette
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chip*

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1,812 posts

257 months

Friday 4th September
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Imagine you enter a swimming / leisure centre with those universal / mix changing rooms that you typically see in almost all public swimming pool.

Obviously, you need to change, say you had 2 kids with you, do you:

1- find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc..Once you finished, put your bag into a locker (insert £1 to lock type) that are situated all around the changing room, and then proceed to swim/sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed to do the above in reverse.

Or

2) find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc. Once you finished, just leave all your gear inside the changing room (with door open), but you now deem this room "reserved" purely for your own use. You walk away then proceed to swim/ sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed back to find someone using your "reserved", and then proceed to bh that it's a reserved room!







Peterpetrole

1,737 posts

26 months

Friday 4th September
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chip* said:
Imagine you enter a swimming / leisure centre with those universal / mix changing rooms that you typically see in almost all public swimming pool.

Obviously, you need to change, say you had 2 kids with you, do you:

1- find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc..Once you finished, put your bag into a locker (insert £1 to lock type) that are situated all around the changing room, and then proceed to swim/sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed to do the above in reverse.

Or

2) find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc. Once you finished, just leave all your gear inside the changing room (with door open), but you now deem this room "reserved" purely for your own use. You walk away then proceed to swim/ sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed back to find someone using your "reserved", and then proceed to bh that it's a reserved room!
And they say PH has gone downhill in recent years

POIDH

3,673 posts

94 months

Friday 4th September
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It depends if you are a reasonable, rational and functioning member of society or an entitled and unaware idiot.

a311

6,386 posts

206 months

Friday 4th September
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Definitely 1. The cubicles are there to get changed in, not to reserve for the duration of the swimming lesson by leaving all your stuff in them. That’s what the lockers are for.

At our pool they’ve actually put signs on the cubicles specifically telling people not to leave their belongings in them, presumably because it had become an issue.

Ours aren’t unisex changing rooms either, so the family cubicles are particularly useful as you’ve got plenty of parents taking kids who aren’t really old enough to sort themselves out yet. Leaving one occupied for an hour while nobody is actually using it just means another parent who genuinely needs it can’t.

_Rodders_

3,857 posts

48 months

Friday 4th September
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The same people park in parent and child spaces or the drop off point at supermarkets, play their music on public transport, drop litter etc etc.

Move to Singapore maybe? It's not as if it's going to get any better.

arandomstranger

58 posts

114 months

Friday 4th September
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Hmm, well...i think most normal people will do #1. But sadly i can imagine people doing #2.
I suppose it's similar mindset to reserving towels around the pool on holiday and then buggering off for the day!
I would think nothing of chucking the stuff out of the carefully moving the stuff to one side and using the 'reserved' changing room though.

itsallyellow

3,875 posts

249 months

Friday 4th September
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Public swimming baths..... Council!

Sorry wrong thread

Richard-D

2,209 posts

93 months

Friday 4th September
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chip* said:
Imagine you enter a swimming / leisure centre with those universal / mix changing rooms that you typically see in almost all public swimming pool.

Obviously, you need to change, say you had 2 kids with you, do you:

1- find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc..Once you finished, put your bag into a locker (insert £1 to lock type) that are situated all around the changing room, and then proceed to swim/sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed to do the above in reverse.

Or

2) find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc. Once you finished, just leave all your gear inside the changing room (with door open), but you now deem this room "reserved" purely for your own use. You walk away then proceed to swim/ sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed back to find someone using your "reserved", and then proceed to bh that it's a reserved room!
If someone's forgotten to lock their belongings away you could always help them out by doing it for them if you have a spare pound. Maybe leave the key at the front desk for them as I'm sure they would be looking for a key to their locker there and would find it immediately.

chip*

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1,812 posts

257 months

Friday 4th September
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arandomstranger said:
I would think nothing of chucking the stuff out of the carefully moving the stuff to one side and using the 'reserved' changing room though.
Precisely what I did, but next time, I am inclined to "place" their belongs randomly outside the cubicle smile

I think my mistake was moving my girls' swimming lessons to a pool located at a less than optimum area!



itsallyellow said:
Public swimming baths..... Council!

Sorry wrong thread
hehe
I am ashamed to admit it, but their independent school facilities doesn't extend to a pool. To upgrade to the nearest independent school with a pool would cost an extra £3k per term x 2, so I need work a little harder! smile


vikingaero

13,152 posts

198 months

Friday 4th September
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chip* said:
Imagine you enter a swimming / leisure centre with those universal / mix changing rooms that you typically see in almost all public swimming pool.

Obviously, you need to change, say you had 2 kids with you, do you:

1- find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc..Once you finished, put your bag into a locker (insert £1 to lock type) that are situated all around the changing room, and then proceed to swim/sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed to do the above in reverse.

Or

2) find a family size changing room that's free (door open) and proceed to change etc. Once you finished, just leave all your gear inside the changing room (with door open), but you now deem this room "reserved" purely for your own use. You walk away then proceed to swim/ sit down to watch as a parent. Once the lesson has ended, you proceed back to find someone using your "reserved", and then proceed to bh that it's a reserved room!
Answer is 1. If 2 happens then everything is abandoned and should be place in lost property/a bin.

Smitters

4,414 posts

186 months

Friday 4th September
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chip* said:
arandomstranger said:
I would think nothing of chucking the stuff out of the carefully moving the stuff to one side and using the 'reserved' changing room though.
Precisely what I did, but next time, I am inclined to "place" their belongs randomly outside the cubicle smile

I think my mistake was moving my girls' swimming lessons to a pool located at a less than optimum area!

I've done this a couple of times and proceeded to get a mouthful from an entitled Karen. Both times I've tried my best to remain calm, while my piss boils. In one case I had to resort to asking her to stop shouting as she was scaring my children. Didn't stop her. I just disengaged and once finished, reported it to reception, who are minimum wage teens totally uninterested (and rightly so) in getting between a Karen and her entitled environment.

In the other, the basis of the complaint was as much about not having access to their stuff as "her baby was freezing cold". I'll be honest, I don't think suggesting they take better care of their child and not let them get cold in the pool helped, but it did make me chuckle.

The bottom line is that a lot of people are simply c*nts. It's why I tell my kids, if in doubt, just be nice. It costs nothing.

Landlubber

1,314 posts

78 months

Friday 4th September
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Move Karen's crap elsewhere not forgetting to take a dump in one of her Jimmy Choos

The Gauge

7,325 posts

42 months

Friday 4th September
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_Rodders_ said:
The same people park in parent and child spaces
Wait! So that's what they are for? I've been using them as secret 'BMW only' car parking spaces. No wonder I sometimes get stared at!!!

vikingaero

13,152 posts

198 months

Friday 4th September
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The Gauge said:
_Rodders_ said:
The same people park in parent and child spaces
Wait! So that's what they are for? I've been using them as secret 'BMW only' car parking spaces. No wonder I sometimes get stared at!!!
The worst dregs of Society are the ones where a middle aged mum drives up with her 20 something year old daughter and claim their right to use it as a parent and the child.

OIC

494 posts

22 months

Friday 4th September
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itsallyellow said:
Public swimming baths..... Council!

Sorry wrong thread
fking hell yes.

You're swallowing filthy other people's filth.

Let's see .,....

There's st, piss, smeg, pus, virus particles, dissolved fart gas, old clunge discharge.

I could go on, but I'm feeling a little unwell at the very thought of using a public anything that I don't have to in order to survive.

I believe Claude v11 is the one that saw this leading to the great cull of 27.

Nothingburger Burnham did manage to negotiate an agreement to ensure that Manchester was neutralised humanely though.

The Gauge

7,325 posts

42 months

Friday 4th September
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OIC said:
fking hell yes.

You're swallowing filthy other people's filth.

.... old clunge discharge.
Swallowing old clunge discharge! I hate it when that happens

hurstg01

3,220 posts

272 months

Friday 4th September
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TLDR

chip* said:
Imagine you enter a swimming / leisure centre with those universal / mix changing rooms that you typically see in almost all public swimming pool.

Obviously, you need to change, say you had 2 kids with you, do you:

1- normal human being

Or

2) an entitled twit

not BRG

23 posts

178 months

Friday 4th September
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The life guard blows his whistle at me when I do that in the pool,tells us we have to get out.

Buzz84

1,685 posts

178 months

Friday 4th September
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Check if its one of those cubicles that has a lock where you can move it with a pound coin from the outside. Do the nice thing and pull it closed and lock it for them to secure their belongings biggrin

Nicetobenice

1,451 posts

7 months

Friday 4th September
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The Gauge said:
Swallowing old clunge discharge! I hate it when that happens
It's a perfectly respectable night in round our way.