RE: New X5 gets M Performance Parts treatment
RE: New X5 gets M Performance Parts treatment
Sunday 13th September

New X5 gets M Performance Parts treatment

The all-new Neue Klasse SUV is barely three months old and already BMW has the lipstick out...


The new X5 (and battery-powered iX5 alongside) are very much the next step in the Neue Klasse journey, and in terms of how they are powered, possibly the most interesting. You can have petrol and diesel mild-hybrids, or plug-in hybrids, or all-electric - and, in the fullness of time, something hydrogen-fuelled. There will be an M version, of course, although you don’t have to wait for that if you want more than 600hp, because there is already an M60e xDrive with a hybridised straight-six. The iX5 60 xDrive gets 578hp - and 525 miles of range. 

What you can’t have though is the deeply pleasurable feeling that comes with buying a car that qualifies as easy on the eye. Befitting BMW’s ongoing preference for automotive design that appears to have been set down on paper via welding goggles, the X5 is not going to win any SUV beauty pageants. But this won’t stop people buying the new model for its other qualities - nor indeed customising them. Which is inevitably where the M Performance Parts catalogue comes in. 

As it does elsewhere in the lineup, the options contained within are intended to ‘accentuate the dynamic look’ and nominally aid aerodynamic performance. Naturally, this includes a lot of carbon fibre. There is a three-piece splitter at the front and flow plates for the rear, and you can even have the trim in the kidney grilles swapped out for composite. Meanwhile, a new roof spoiler comes in gloss black and you can have your mirror caps and rear diffuser in aramid (which is like carbon fibre, except it allows electromagnetic waves to pass through it, meaning your automatic tailgate will still work). 

Elsewhere there is the option of M Performance wheels ranging from 21 to 23 inches in size, though BMW notes that the ‘highlight’ (i.e. the largest and most expensive) is the Y-spoke 1110 M Bicolour (pictured). If you’re an M60e xDrive buyer, you can twin these with carbon fibre tailpipe finishers, although we’re told that an M Performance Sound silencer system (not the most auspicious description) will only be made available for a future M Performance V8-powered model it has not yet revealed - and even then, you won’t be able to have one in Europe. Shock. 

Beyond this point, BMW moves onto its Accessories range, which includes a choice of new Aero roof boxes (30 litres larger and apparently more aero-y than before), as well as a Flex box that can be mounted on the optional cycle carrier. The former is available in 350, 450 or 550 litre capacities; the latter, which appears absurdly big in the pictures, gains you an additional 300 litres. There is also the opportunity to litter the interior with all manner of adaptors and holders for personal devices, if you’re keen to add to the touchscreen acreage already on offer. 

BMW mentions no prices for any of this in its missive, though on the basis you can’t order an X5 yet (no starting cost has been confirmed in the UK), that makes sense. Expect that to change ahead of the model’s European launch, when we will find out if it lives up to a three-decade reputation for giving SUV buyers precisely the Sports Activity Vehicle they always wanted. Irrespective of what it looks like.


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markyb000

Original Poster:

17 posts

64 months

Like putting lipstick on a pig

Mr-B

4,983 posts

223 months

markyb000 said:
Like putting lipstick on a pig
+1

Would rather have a SsangYong Rodius.

TheGinger1

92 posts

93 months

What is it with the little arms holding the rear diffuser up? Did they not attach it properly?

Moonpie21

612 posts

121 months

I had a perverse hankering for the XM, so initially, I actually don't mind this look...

But then again I can't afford it and I'm moving away from convincing myself I need an SUV so I'm not who this is aimed at.

fantheman80

2,587 posts

78 months

If you cant get your gear in an X5 and need an additional 500 on the roof and 300 litres hanging off the back like a redneck bbq, you probably needed a transit

pb8g09

3,214 posts

98 months

Mr-B said:
+1

Would rather have a SsangYong Rodius.
In reality, you wouldn’t though so why say it?

Xenoous

2,385 posts

87 months

Mr-B said:
+1

Would rather have a SsangYong Rodius.
Of course you would. Dumb comment.


Watcher of the skies

1,304 posts

66 months

Xenoous said:
Mr-B said:
+1

Would rather have a SsangYong Rodius.
Of course you would. Dumb comment.

It's close though. Like two one legged men having an arse kicking contest.

Megaflow

11,491 posts

254 months

Performance parts? Looks like a roof box, tow bar box, various bike racks, a dash cam and wheels.

Seems like BMW and myself disagree on what constitutes performance parts.

Terminator X

20,523 posts

233 months

The little tiny beaver teeth look worse imho.

TX.

cerb4.5lee

44,422 posts

209 months

Terminator X said:
The little tiny beaver teeth look worse imho.

TX.
My missus doesn't like that look either TX. I thought at first one of these would replace our current 2024 X5 40d to be honest, but there's no way my missus will get onboard with the way this looks though, so we'll probably end up with the most new current generation X5 that we can get our hands on, when the time comes to swap next year when the 3 year warranty runs out I think.

LotusOmega375D

9,323 posts

182 months

The white one reminds me of that VW Tiguan advert off the telly. You know the “cool” dad doing the school run with his daughter. To be fair VW sold loads in exactly that specification, so the irony must have been lost on those customers!

Demonix

827 posts

241 months

M Division, does the M stand for Munter or Minging now ?
Appreciate the X5 is an SUV slab sided monstrosity that a few optional trinkets are never going to improve the aesthetics or vehicle dynamics so it actually shows the BMW marketing department clearly has a sense of humour!

el romeral

2,144 posts

166 months

Not a patch on earlier generation models.

bigmowley

2,655 posts

205 months

The wheelie bin on the back. biglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaughbiglaugh

ducnick

2,251 posts

272 months

There’s a huge amount of negativity here… in a bid to say something positive about it, I have come up with this:

Those bags in the roof box are incredibly practical for long distance European family holidays. You unload only the bags you need to at the various stop overs. They look much higher quality than the cheap eBay ones we bought.

Leon R

3,852 posts

125 months

I didn't realise how nice looking the previous X5 was until now.

_Rodders_

4,033 posts

48 months

You're more likely to see it wearing tyres you've never heard of over any of those accessories.

Exactly the kind of car people buy and then find out 23in Michelins are quite pricey.

Sydney Aqueduct

326 posts

94 months

Yesterday (07:06)
quotequote all
el romeral said:
Not a patch on earlier generation models.
I regularly walk past a late X5 M50D whilst out with the dog. It’s parked nose in on a slightly downhill drive and it looks very imposing (the rear tyres are ludicrously wide). I always give it a second glance, as it’s a rare beast and looks decent rear-on.
That new one though looks awful. They’ll be everywhere before we know it unfortunately

StuntmanMike

15,009 posts

180 months

Yesterday (07:11)
quotequote all
markyb000 said:
Like putting lipstick on a pig
For me, thats the best looking BMW in about fifteen years!

But yeah, 100% agree.