Feck...

[Parrot of doom]

Ok so I joined a dating agency on the internet, and have been scaring a few women by emailing them.

One of them replies and says she's a director, and that she doesn't want to go out with a cameraman. Thats fair enough, until I realise that shes actually booked me for a few jobs recently. We've never met, but I thought TEH INTERW3B was supposed to be anonymous!

[alexkp]

Is she hot?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Put her rate up!

[Parrot of doom]

She is actually. Well, not hot, more pretty in a girl you'd want your mother to meet kind of way.

[rich 36]

Is she a veggie, more importantly.

[Parrot of doom]

Only joined up last night.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Could've been worse, could've been a bloke. (Or Rich36)

[ZR1cliff]

I seem to get woman with better Engrish than mine from far of countries,why is their airfare so expensive though

Russian bird said said:

Greetings new friend! My name is ???????, I looked your questionnaire on this site www.?????????????.com me it very much interested, I want to learn you better. I was a little about myself the simple Russian little girl, I live in Russia. I like to prepare, go in for sports or track and field athletics as I like to go to theatres and to look cinema. I very much love children, on character I the kind person. I to get acquainted with you in hope for creation of long attitudes and family. I could write to you still, but I shall write in my letter much. If you interested I ask to answer my box: ************** Write! ???????.

There are some bad girls out there,one sent me a message saying she was in my area soon and would i like to take her out for a drink,meal and.......sex,others asking if ive got a cam

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Useful Russian phrase: are all welders as attractive as you?

[rich 36]

Not in this life,

mind you Steve, your wheels are part ruskie, with the inherent stalinist work ethic














not

[ZR1cliff]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

Useful Russian phrase: are all welders as attractive as you?

I still havent answered her box.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

ZR1cliff said:

2 Smokin Barrels said: Useful Russian phrase: are all welders as attractive as you? I still havent sniffed her box.

[srebbe64]

It could be LA winding you up!

[ZR1cliff]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

ZR1cliff said: 2 Smokin Barrels said: Useful Russian phrase: are all welders as attractive as you? I still havent sniffed her box.

Dont foget to ask for up to date Photos POD,some people can be very misleading

[grahamw48]

The foreign ones are mostly scammers.

I married one.

[_VTEC_]

rich 36 said:

Is she a veggie, more importantly.

Of paramount importance!