What will the last ever thread say?

[srebbe64]

My money's on "That rumour about Al-Qaeda releasing a new computer virus is a load of crap in my opinion!"

[Parrot of doom]

"I know you said you wanted a 3 door sporty hatch but have you considered a Volvo estate?"

[scared but happy]

Will thermo-nuclear war's EMP stop my TVR from running?

or

10,000 credits to spend. Whats the best ion drive?

[turbobloke]

So long and thanks for all the phish

[srebbe64]

"At last American intelligence confirm that the world is free from WMD"

[wedg1e]

Probably from Ted: "F*ck the lot of you, I've won the lotto..."

[vixpy1]

Thread Closed?

[Mrs Fish]

[srebbe64]

Mrs Fish said:

Blimey MF, your baby's changed!

[Mrs Fish]

Nah... that's me after 3am feed

[Kinky]

Hey - did you see that funny cloud 4 minutes ago? Looked like a mushroo.....

[nonegreen]

Mrs Fish said:

Nah... that's me after 3am feed

You need to eat at 3am? try booze.

[rolex]

My budgie has started sneezing

[pwig]

'So whats this Bird Flu about then?'

[tombaron]

turbobloke said:

So long and thanks for all the phish

I like!

[srebbe64]

rolex said:

My budgie has started sneezing

LOL

[grahamw48]

Anyone else got solar panels ?

[srebbe64]

It could be "where have all the Christians gone?"

[srebbe64]

los Angeles said:

If you are reading this you must be the last human left on earth .........

And then, nothing!

[8Pack]

Public Notice

Immediate

Issued from the Office of Mr Alister Darling at 12.00pm today: 1 April 2008.

Due to the increasing crisis of the war in the east following the American nuclear attack on Iran and the cost of the now rare oil shipments to our shores, H.M government has today taken "special powers" to restrict the use of all private motorised transport forthwith.

Exclusions will of course incude the "emergency services" the Armed Forces" and "Members of H.M. Parliament........oo er and er...others mm! (yeah) At our discretion

ALL numberplates are to be handed in Immediately together with driving licences, and cars will be "collected" for disposal in due course..

The owners of the privately funded motorways will of course be compensated for their loss (over a period of 200 yrs) from the government purse..

Discussion of, objection to, whether by word, deed, literature, radio, TV, internet of these orders ist verboten!....er I mean forbidden. Internet sites containing motorist orrientated views will be closed down at once. We will NOT tolerate disobedience!.....er sorry...lawbreaking.

Therefore ALL sites containing motorist propaganda will close immediately, Petrol Ted has been arrested and we are now closing the site.......

Mr A. Darling
H.M. Transport Minster
2008.4/1