I need men

[kerfuffle]

I tried this in the P&P but was ignored, as usual :( I'm about to buy a house that is "in need of modernisation" - which, translated from estate agentese into English means it needs rewiring, a lot of plumbing, and a central heating system.

Can anyone recommend anyone electricians, plumbers or heating engineers in the Guildford area who know what they're doing but aren't trying to finance a Lamborghini?

Any help gratefully received :)

[Frik]

I know of a few tradesmen kerfuff'.

Lemme talk to pops when he gets home to get you some numbers if I haven't been beaten to it by then.

[kerfuffle]

Great stuff - thank you

[vixpy1]

I use Billy No mates for all my building work..

Guildford based, drop him an email through his profile.

[billynomates]

vixpy1 said:

I use Billy No mates for all my building work.. Guildford based, drop him an email through his profile.

No you don't use Billy No mates .....I use you

Wrong BNM there are two of us of on here

Thanks for the heads up Charlie!!!

[kerfuffle]

Can you install central heating or do plumbing Billy? Mind you, the TVR is scaring me...

[TurboNelly]

You need men eh?

Go down to that club you frequent. You said it was raining with them there.

hope that helps

[billynomates]

kerfuffle said:

TVR is scaring me...

So it should ......BM's do the same to me.

Are you suggesting as I drive a Tuscan my prices are too high?

You don't know me or my circumstances or my business..don't jump to conclusions mate.

I sub conract sometimes.

If you would like a quote I'm more than happy to meet up and discuss any work you need doing.

Been so long in the building biz I know the story,30 years plus.

BTW ...Does the work you do equate to the car you drive? Selling hair products maybe

[rev-erend]

I normally pop over to the Cerb forum to see a good fight but looks like a good one starting here

[billynomates]

rev-erend said:

I normally pop over to the Cerb forum to see a good fight but looks like a good one starting here

Not yet ..one does try

[Frik]

YfinallyHM.

[kerfuffle]

Frik said:

YfinallyHM.

So do you - thanks mate

[kerfuffle]

billynomates said:

Are you suggesting as I drive a Tuscan my prices are too high? You don't know me or my circumstances or my business..don't jump to conclusions mate.

I was only kidding! Gorblimey guv, keep your thong on

Anyway, now I've received my well-deserved bitchslap, what sort of stuff do you do? And would you like to buy some pomade?

[billynomates]

kerfuffle said:

billynomates said: Are you suggesting as I drive a Tuscan my prices are too high? You don't know me or my circumstances or my business..don't jump to conclusions mate. I was only kidding! Gorblimey guv, keep your thong on Anyway, now I've received my well-deserved bitchslap, what sort of stuff do you do? And would you like to buy some pomade?

Same hair..... I mean here

As for the apples on the barnet no thanks. I use

carnauba wax applied straight to the cranium.

You may have mail....later.

I'm out of the salon for a while