Man "raped" by dog.........
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Extract from the Yorkshire Evening Post:
"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Prosecutor Ben Crosland said the couple had stopped to help because they thought Hoyle was being attacked by the animal. But when they got closer they saw that he had his trousers round his ankles, was down on all fours and the dog was straddling him from behind.
"The defendant mumbled something about the dog having taken a liking to him," said Mr Crosland. "The couple were extremely offended and sickened by what they saw." Another passing motorist contacted the police and Hoyle was arrested as he walked with the dog down the road.
Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
He repeated the ra pe allegation at the police station and added "The dog pulled my trousers down." Hoyle, who has had a long-standing alcohol problem, was jailed for 12 months after he admitted committing an act which outraged public decency.
His barrister said Hoyle had no memory of the incident because of his drunken state, but was now very remorseful and incredibly embarrassed.
Jailing him, Judge Alistair McCallum told Hoyle "Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness."
Ron.
Utterly incredible. Has the dog got no taste? 
Does the dog not know what its doing and what was it thinking at the time? "Cool I have
ed a human"
Thats melted my brain. Now that the bloke is going inside for a year thats an unnecessary drain on taxpayers resources. Who will look after the dog?
Does the dog not know what its doing and what was it thinking at the time? "Cool I have
ed a human" Thats melted my brain. Now that the bloke is going inside for a year thats an unnecessary drain on taxpayers resources. Who will look after the dog?
ultimasimon said:
Utterly incredible. Has the dog got no taste?
Does the dog not know what its doing and what was it thinking at the time? "Cool I haveed a human"
Thats melted my brain. Now that the bloke is going inside for a year thats an unnecessary drain on taxpayers resources. Who will look after the dog?
'spec he'll get rent boys out of Hudds council taxes.
the public needs to know.Since the act was committed next to a road, could they put points on his license for this? I'd like to see that on the insurance form! 
Maybe Mr Hoyle was hoping for another headline: "Food Scientist discovers world's tastiest dog biscuit, astounded by results." I'll stop now, you could go on forever with this...
Yorkshire Evening Post said:First time I read this, I thought they meant the girlfriend of the guy being buggered by the bull terrier. Of all the people to be driving by at the time...
Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
Maybe Mr Hoyle was hoping for another headline: "Food Scientist discovers world's tastiest dog biscuit, astounded by results." I'll stop now, you could go on forever with this...
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