Your favourite quote?

[Jonna_Rex]

What would it be?

[simpo two]

'Don't get mad, get even'

[Trackside]

Favourite quote? 2 grand for a 6 grand kitchen! Well, I was impressed..

[srebbe64]

One I often say to our negotiators is "lose the argument but win the deal"

[Mrs Trackside]

Trackside said:

Favourite quote? 2 grand for a 6 grand kitchen! Well, I was impressed..

"Just one of my many talents, my love!"

[D_Mike]

"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious"

PG Wodehouse.



as well as the one about ice forming on the butlers upper slopes of course.

[medusa]

Treat other people the way you would like to be treated.

[Mrs Trackside]

"Bob's me dad"

[Wacky Racer]

Sign I once saw in a transport cafe........


"Crockery, unlike medicine should not be taken after meals"

[Jonna_Rex]

"Fear exists for one purpose: to be conquered"

[speedy_thrills]

Jonna_Rex said:

What would it be?

"The black belt represents the beginning -- the start of a never-ending journey of discipline, work, and the pursuit of an ever-higher standard" Taken from “The Parable of the Black Belt”: www.pols.co.uk/blog/archive/000034.html

I came across this about 3 years ago in a book my mum had and thought it was so good I photocopied it and put it up next to my desk.

[8Pack]

Gandhi, whilst on his first visit to Britain dressed in his customary white robe and walking with a stick was asked by a reporter:....."And what do you think about western civilisation Mr Gandhi?" to which he replied..."Yes, I think that would be a very good idea!"............

[Pot Bellied Fool]

I think it would have to be...

"It was a woman that drove me to drink...

...trouble is I forgot to write & thank her!"


Courtesy of Mr Wilde.

[combover]

The one by which I live my life:

'Nulla Tenaci Invia Est Via' - For the tenacious, no road is impassable.

[Pot Bellied Fool]

...and the inevitable

"You Sir, are DRUNK!!"

"...and you Madam are ugly... but in the morning I shall be sober..."

and

"Winston, If you were my Husband, I'd give you poison!"

"If you were my wife... I'd drink it..."


Class... pure class...


And if you even need to ask who uttered those words then go stand in the corner!

[monkeyhanger]

"**** this, i'm off !"

Me, every friday at knocking-off time

[plcrtr]

"It's not how fast you go, it's how you go fast."

- Enzo Ferrari

[Kinky]

"Youth is wasted on the youth"

I only saw this a few days ago - could swear it was on PH somewhere - but it's kinda stuck with me.

K

[mybrainhurts]

Johnny Prescott is a tt...

Perceptive anon

[mybrainhurts]

Make progress, not hay....

Me, circa yesterday morning