Buy a bottle of Napthalene and....

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...find someone's gone and put Volvic in it! :eek:

But seriously: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/working_lunch/4371780.stm


[i][b]Chemical found in Volvic bottles[/b]

A Working Lunch viewer has alerted the BBC to a potentially harmful chemical contamination of Volvic mineral water.[/i]

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Mothballs