How on earth do you swallow...
How on earth do you swallow...
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Mrs Fish

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30,018 posts

288 months

Friday 28th October 2005
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False teeth?


:D


[quote=ananova][b]Pensioner swallowed false teeth [/b]

A policeman saved a pensioner's life after she swallowed her false teeth whole eating a sandwich.

Dmitar Tomasevic, 25, was walking down a street in Belgrade when he saw 77-year-old Jelena Momcilovic fall to the ground, local daily Blic reported.

He rushed to her, picked her up and wrapped his arms around her diaphragm and squeezed - expecting that she had choked on a sandwich she had been munching.

But instead a pair of dentures flew out.

Tomasevic said: "Policeman are trained to be able to help people when they are choking and I've had to do it a few times before on some other people.

"But I've never seen a set of false teeth come flying out. Usually people have get much smaller things stuck in their throats. She's lucky to be alive."
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SXS

3,065 posts

287 months

Friday 28th October 2005
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I wouldnt recommend going anywhere near false teeth, sod swallowing... lol

celticpilgrim

1,965 posts

273 months

Friday 28th October 2005
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did she put them in back to front?

selwonk

2,143 posts

255 months

Friday 28th October 2005
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Bloody hell - if it wasn't for his swift actions, that's a situation that really could have bitten her in the ass!

alfaman

6,416 posts

264 months

Friday 28th October 2005
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Shame it wasn't a young woman with no teeth

SXS

3,065 posts

287 months

Saturday 29th October 2005
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alfaman said:
Shame it wasn't a young woman with no teeth


Evil

KB_S1

5,967 posts

259 months

Saturday 29th October 2005
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SXS said:

alfaman said:
Shame it wasn't a young woman with no teeth



Evil


Teeth can be used to good effect, ahem.

SXS

3,065 posts

287 months

Saturday 29th October 2005
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KB_S1 said:

SXS said:


alfaman said:
Shame it wasn't a young woman with no teeth




Evil



Teeth can be used to good effect, ahem.


I'm missing something here? teeth to good effect????

And I thought high-heels sounded painful...

grahamw48

9,944 posts

268 months

Saturday 29th October 2005
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She had a WOMAN-SIZED mouth of course.