Has to be Biggest Numpty Yet Seen In Car!
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This morning I came across the silliest person ever met to date in car.
I was waiting to trun right at busy junction. In front of me was car waiting to turn right in the road I was on. He could not turn because, like me he was waiting of safest gap to make manoeuvre.
There was a cyclist und another car oncoming to my left und in position to pass the right turning vehicle und motorcyclsist coming up fast to my right in line of traffic.
So what does the muppet in Ford do to seruously annoy me und everyone else on road? He mounts pavement und drives to junction on my left - but does not turn left.. :rolleyes:
The muppet turns right! :rolleyes: The biker has to swerve to avoid und the poor cyclist ends up bunny hopping onto pavement before getting squished und falls off! Und he narrowly misses the black BMW und the Vectra estate on the right hand turn.... :ranting:
Und did he make any progress?
:rolleyes: He was just three car ahead in the jam leading to the traffic lights at the next main junctions :rolleyes:
What a muppet....:rolleyes: Und had he hit anyone - he would have been very late for work or even permanently late for work.
By the way .... just before this junction.. ist.....
[i] a speed camera .... [/i] :rolleyes:
I was waiting to trun right at busy junction. In front of me was car waiting to turn right in the road I was on. He could not turn because, like me he was waiting of safest gap to make manoeuvre.
There was a cyclist und another car oncoming to my left und in position to pass the right turning vehicle und motorcyclsist coming up fast to my right in line of traffic.
So what does the muppet in Ford do to seruously annoy me und everyone else on road? He mounts pavement und drives to junction on my left - but does not turn left.. :rolleyes:
The muppet turns right! :rolleyes: The biker has to swerve to avoid und the poor cyclist ends up bunny hopping onto pavement before getting squished und falls off! Und he narrowly misses the black BMW und the Vectra estate on the right hand turn.... :ranting:
Und did he make any progress?
:rolleyes: He was just three car ahead in the jam leading to the traffic lights at the next main junctions :rolleyes:
What a muppet....:rolleyes: Und had he hit anyone - he would have been very late for work or even permanently late for work.
By the way .... just before this junction.. ist.....
[i] a speed camera .... [/i] :rolleyes:
WildCat said:
This morning I came across the silliest person ever met to date in car.
I was waiting to trun right at busy junction. In front of me was car waiting to turn right in the road I was on. He could not turn because, like me he was waiting of safest gap to make manoeuvre.
There was a cyclist und another car oncoming to my left und in position to pass the right turning vehicle und motorcyclsist coming up fast to my right in line of traffic.
So what does the muppet in Ford do to seruously annoy me und everyone else on road? He mounts pavement und drives to junction on my left - but does not turn left..
The muppet turns right!
Und did he make any progress?
What a muppet....
By the way .... just before this junction.. ist.....
a speed camera ....
Wildcat, I do hope you weren't speeding whilst waiting at that junction then??
What a bloomin numpty! Cyclist should have chased him and had a word in his ear or two, or maybe a fist?
Ah ha (and other bands). Must be one of those who mount stairs at Waterloo tube to mainline station by making their way over to the left-hand side of the staircase, then, at the top, turn right across several streams of travellers turning left! It's clearly a mental condition, but possibly not one that appears in any psychiatry text book - Streaky
This morning got stuck in the traffic jam of all traffic jams...roadworks und a prang cause mayhem. So I ditch motorway und go on A road....
Stopped at traffic lights. No box junction but two muppets decide that just because their light is on "green" - ist OK to go even if the road ahead of them ist too full of other cars to accept two more....
:bangehead: Three sequence of lights later, I am still stuck with moving und at least flowing (sort of
) dual carriageway road beckoning ahead because of these muppets und area behind me ist gridlocked all the more because of thier inconsiderate behaviour... und on the road controlling light I am stopped at? A red light camera Well this really help matters .....
Did not flash or cop the muppets blocking road... Und what ist more inconsiderate driver? The one who drive through puddle in rain und soak already wet workman draining drains or person who cause more chaos in area already at standstill through accident in roadsworks which the tempo Gatos sure as hell did not prevent....
und for first time ever = this Swiss Wild Cat did not catch the cuckoo as she was two hours late for work...along with everyone else....
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! muppets who block clear roads Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Ja .. speed camera at yesterday's incident und red light camera at today's incident - reassuringly make me safe ..... NOT und NO WAY!
Now if only there had been a bobby on beat
or pretzle in Panda or a true BiB 
>> Edited by WildCat on Tuesday 1st November 19:25
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