PSP Porn : first review

[neil.b]

:hehe:

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/10/we-bought-desperately-sexy-housewives.html

[Marshy]

Hmmm, work hours, no replies to this thread.

Is no-one at all working from home then? Anyway, funny write-up.

[Raify]

Bookmarked it for later....

[neil.b]

Here's the summary;

"Anyway, this carries on for ages more and you never get to see anything. It's rubbish, both in terms of plot and character development, and also the more important aspect of SEEING THINGS GO INTO OTHER THINGS. 1/10."

[GingerNinja]

There's not a single circumstance I can imagine where having UK spec porn on a PSP would be of any value. in fact, can't image in instance where UK sporn on any format would be of use.

[neil.b]

But the opening line is just awesome;

"We're really against pornography and the objectification of women, ESPECIALLY when they're served up naked on PSP UMD so we can w@nk over them in the airing cupboard."

[JonRB]

review said:

Look! This is all you get to see in British porn when a man gets a blow job. It's shit. She might have a Snickers in there and we'd never know. And here's the back of her head from another angle. At this point our penis is as shrivelled and useless as an acorn that's been at the bottom of a swimming pool for 18 hours.

[EmmaP]

neil.b said:

But the opening line is just awesome; "We're really against pornography and the objectification of women, ESPECIALLY when they're served up naked on PSP UMD so we can w@nk over them in the airing cupboard."

I thought that line was really funny too, especially considering the size of most airing cupboards. You could get some splash back.

[Jaglover]

That is one funny review

Why is UK porn still so cr*p?; I know the BBFC thinks we should be good little Victorians and be content with the sight of an ankle, but don't they realise in the age of the Internet all their restrictions are useless.

[JonRB]

EmmaP said:

You could get some splash back.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Jamassey]

JonRB said:

EmmaP said: You could get some splash back. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Classic. You could also just get a large memory card and drag n' drop to your PSP. Apparently...

[MrV]

Jaglover said:

That is one funny review Why is UK porn still so cr*p?; I know the BBFC thinks we should be good little Victorians and be content with the sight of an ankle, but don't they realise in the age of the Internet all their restrictions are useless.

But then that statement is utter tosh ,we can get as good (or bad depending on your point of view )quality porn as anyone else in the UK now ,and yes that means we get to see all the bits we couldnt used to

[Jamassey]

MrV said:

Jaglover said: That is one funny review Why is UK porn still so cr*p?; I know the BBFC thinks we should be good little Victorians and be content with the sight of an ankle, but don't they realise in the age of the Internet all their restrictions are useless. But then that statement is utter tosh ,we can get as good (or bad depending on your point of view )quality porn as anyone else in the UK now ,and yes that means we get to see all the bits we couldnt used to

It's true.. a quick trip to Soho or harmony on-line and the worlds your oyser, or so i've heard..

[vixpy1]

If i want to view porn on the Bus, I'll take my Laptop..

No, actually that might get in the way