Thursday 14th November 2002

Jesusmobile

What would the main man drive if he popped back to save us?

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[eldonj]

An E-Type Jag. It is a classic and no one in the world could have a bad thing to say about it. Even the anti-car lobby would have to admit that Jesus looks cool in a soft top E-Type.

[taz]

I don’t know about Jesus, but two over weight Americans would look good in a smart, it would do the environment a lot of good and give us something more to laugh about.

[tvrman]

Does he need to drive, I thought he could float or something and lives on a cloud ?

Am I mad ?

Webby

[beano1197]

"The devil has all the best (TVRs) cars"

[TheLemming]

Probably not a Diablo...



>> Edited by TheLemming on Thursday 14th November 10:57

[Captain Muppet]

Nova with phat rims?

[shaunp]

He'll borrow His Dad's Harley Davidson, obviously

[beano1197]

Hmm? Long haired chap....facial hair...haven't I seen him somewhere recently?




Hey Scruff Calling Scruff900

These guys want to know whay you're driving now!

[Captain Muppet]

shaunp said: He'll borrow His Dad's Harley Davidson, obviously

Harley - the only way to travel to your coming out party.

[Fat Bob]

If JC returns ("Jesus Christ - Come on down!") in his traditional Victorian-style hippie guise - long hair, beard, sandles (reefer?!) - then I suppose the dude should be in a 2CV.

[chasroberts]

What would Jesus drive? The Bible is quite clear on this point and it seems that Jesus was actually a car buff. Consider this: "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." From this we know that He owns a Plymouth.

In Psalm 83, we also learn that He owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to, "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

And God also favors Dodge pickup trucks. Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some insist that Jesus is a Honda owner but does not like to talk of it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd: "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Incidentaly, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord."


By the way, we also know that:

Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring: "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its silencer: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

[plotloss]

He was a chippy so would obviously drive a white panel van...

Matt.

[iguana]

One of those 1970's Anphicars just in case the walking on water gig does not work this time.

[Don]

Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.
My friends they've got Porsches..I must make amends. Lord oh won't you buy me - a Mercedes Benz.

Lord won't you buy me a Chevrolet Corvette. My friends they've got Porsches, TVRs and yet...all I want you to buy me is a Chevrolet Corvette.

.....


Lord won't you buy me - a new TVR.
Its the choice of Jesus - the best car by far. Oh Lord, won't you buy me a new TVR...oh yes a new TVR.

[shadowninja]

chasroberts said: What would Jesus drive? The Bible is quite clear on this point and it seems that Jesus was actually a car buff. Consider this: "God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury." From this we know that He owns a Plymouth.

In Psalm 83, we also learn that He owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to, "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

And God also favors Dodge pickup trucks. Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some insist that Jesus is a Honda owner but does not like to talk of it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's Gospel where Christ tells the crowd: "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."

Incidentaly, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord."


By the way, we also know that:

Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring: "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its silencer: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land."

very clever.

but we know that jesus's background was in carpentry so it'd probably end up being a Morgan (they're still made of wood aren't they?)

[cedric barnard]

That car looks awfully like Penelope Pitstops blokes car !!

[v8thunder]

Jesus has always driven a V8 Vantage - chariot of the Gods!

[Fat Bob]

Wouldn't he have a people carrier for all his mates, possibly with a fold down seat in the back for Judas?

[shadowninja]

Fat Bob said: Wouldn't he have a people carrier for all his mates, possibly with a fold down seat in the back for Judas?

in the crumple zone eh?

[Fat Bob]

Also suitable for a spot of minicabing if the "Son-of-God" thing doesn't work out.

"South of the River at this time of night? That'll be 30 pieces of silver mate".