Things you take for a drink.

[ZR1cliff]

Bloke last night took his missus and a meat cleaver(as you do),CID were down the rank tonight asking if we had the pleasure of giving them both a lift home after a little skirmish that left one person seriously injured,whats happening in this country

[Trooper2]

I think proper parenting departed sometime in the late 60's or early 70's.

[Don]

ZR1cliff said:

Bloke last night took his missus and a meat cleaver(as you do),CID were down the rank tonight asking if we had the pleasure of giving them both a lift home after a little skirmish that left one person seriously injured,whats happening in this country

Blimey! Basingstoke. Hell. Handbasket.

Hope they catch him and let him rot at Her Majesty's Pleasure.

[planetdave]

Meat cleaver?

How amateur.

My best mate jacked it in after a gansta + moll got in his hackney and gave him a hard time. Of the 'gangsta has been slipped a mickey and is having paranoid delusions about being dobbed in by the driver and is thus waving a firearm around' variety.

Another got fed up with all the 'being taxed at knifepoint' so tooled up with a tazer. He says they work just fine. And you get to choose the size of the tip too

[ZR1cliff]

Trooper2 said:

I think proper parenting departed sometime in the late 60's or early 70's.

The guy was no chav kid,this was a grown man,if i had my way 10 years and NO remission for such a coward.

[Einion Yrth]

ZR1cliff said:

Trooper2 said: I think proper parenting departed sometime in the late 60's or early 70's. The guy was no chav kid,this was a grown man,if i had my way 10 years and NO remission for such a coward.

Someone born in 1980 would now be 25, a grown man (or indeed woman)