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[fish]

Just got that really should not have left my dipped lights on from *.00am to just now. Bugger. and I haven't got the jump connector

[danger mouse]

Oh dear, a school boy error!

Bad luck mate


Mouse

[Size Nine Elm]

He made a mistake, but now he's seen the light.

[polar_ben]

How dim can you get?

[Terminator]

This guy wishes he'd never 'dipped' his lights, either

[danger mouse]

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[beano1197]

I suppose you think that's funny........

[danger mouse]

I do!

was that your motor Beano?

[beano1197]

There are times when you think that PW could let a bit of "modern" technology in. Like lights that "did a Ford" and turned off to position lights when you removed the ignition key, or a beep, when you took the key out.

On a Griff, you can't tell if the lights are on from all the light polution in the south of England

[beano1197]

danger mouse said: I do!

was that your motor Beano?

Ah, no! I meant your attempt to ensure the page is too wide to fit because of blatant, stereotypical, self-indulgent, over-the-top, award-win-attempting, over use of the humble

[danger mouse]

oh that well, it took me ages to type.

[joust]

beano1197 said: There are times when you think that PW could let a bit of "modern" technology in. Like lights that "did a Ford" and turned off to position lights when you removed the ignition key, or a beep, when you took the key out.

Mmm - I know the feeling. Given a large amount of the steering column on the Noble is Ford - WTFH didn't they keep the "lights on" warning. Still - the two lads that gave me a bump start at the NEC car park at the motor show didn't seem to mind after I left my lights on!

J

[Podie]

joust said:

beano1197 said: There are times when you think that PW could let a bit of "modern" technology in. Like lights that "did a Ford" and turned off to position lights when you removed the ignition key, or a beep, when you took the key out.

Mmm - I know the feeling. Given a large amount of the steering column on the Noble is Ford - WTFH didn't they keep the "lights on" warning. Still - the two lads that gave me a bump start at the NEC car park at the motor show didn't seem to mind after I left my lights on!

J

OK... why bother with a lights on warning... why not do what Fiat do... even on my mothers Seicento! - remove the keys, the lights go off! Simply, yet effective! Parking lights? Yep, push in the button and turn the ignition the "wrong way".

Aside from that, Maplin will flog you a light's on buzzer that's easy to fit to any car - cost a few quid and about an hour in time.

[campbell]

Well leaving your lights on isnt a bright thing to do
Is it

[mel]

Thats a bit like Mungo, Lights on nobody in

[Size Nine Elm]

beano1197 said: There are times when you think that PW could let a bit of "modern" technology in. Like lights that "did a Ford" and turned off to position lights when you removed the ignition key, or a beep, when you took the key out.

On a Griff, you can't tell if the lights are on from all the light polution in the south of England

Got the Maplin thing fitted to the Chim - works a treat, bleeping if you switch off with the lights on.

A shining example of technology...

[fish]

It started, let the battery settle for a few hours ignore it totaly and it albeit sluggishly fired up.

[mrs fish]

mungo said:

mel said: Thats a bit like Mungo, Lights on nobody in

Fcuk off Mel!

Oh... and do some work boy!

You can talk the amount you post

[danger mouse]

mungo said:

mel said: Thats a bit like Mungo, Lights on nobody in

Fcuk off Mel!

Oh... and do some work boy!

I thought that was Bonce's tag line!

[Bonce]

It is. He has to pay me 50p every time he uses it.

>> Edited to say perhaps I should be paying him 50p every time he uses it...?

>> Edited by Bonce on Friday 15th November 15:15