Ladies 'bits' fancy dress costume....

[jimothy]

I've seen a pic on here a few times of someone in a fancy dress costume that looks like a womans front bottom.

Anyone know where I can get one from?

[Tuna]

If you want a woman's front bottom, I think there are surgeons in Bankok that do that sort of thing.

HTH

[neil.b]

Just go dressed as Westwood. You'll look a proper c*nt then...

[jimothy]

neil.b said:

Just go dressed as Westwood. You'll look a proper c*nt then...

It's for a fetish night, I can't imagine he fulfils anyones fetishes...

[ZR1cliff]

Hold on its on the tip of my tongue

[pdV6]

I saw a great "bloke dressed as lady" costume once, embellished with scrunched up cassette tape strategically poking out of the gusset. Very effective...

[raf dug]

jimothy said:

I've seen a pic on here a few times of someone in a fancy dress costume that looks like a womans front bottom. Anyone know where I can get one from?

I'm not sure but I think that was 2 smoking barrels in fancy dress.

[r988]

just be careful you dont end up looking like an arse

[kerfuffle]

I'm not sure liking that sort of thing is really a fetish though.

[Mrs BOOST EM]

Just go the whole hog and do the Silence of the lambs bit and push your todger in between, your legs, hey presto front bottom, but becareful when you sit down

[pdV6]

jimothy said:

It's for a fetish night

Mate of mine once got hold of a load of sack cloth, some dog collars, lengths of rope and 4 willing female friends.
Dressed himself in a sack cloth habit, the girls in sack cloth bikinis and kept them leashed to him for the night.

Was the star of the party!

[jimothy]

pdV6 said:

jimothy said: It's for a fetish night Mate of mine once got hold of a load of sack cloth, some dog collars, lengths of rope and 4 willing female friends. Dressed himself in a sack cloth habit, the girls in sack cloth bikinis and kept them leashed to him for the night. Was the star of the party!

Jimothy says to FutureMrsJimothy - I'm off out to a student party whilst you're babysitting for a friend, with 4 ladies in bikini's leashed to me

FutureMrsJimothy kicks Jimothy in the Nuts

Jimothy falls over, thorws up, doesn't get to the party and is incapable of getting his jollies ever again.



Might be worth avoiding that one...

Unless I can get away with it!

[pdV6]

I have to add that one of the (then single) bikini-clad lovelies is now his wife...

[mxdi]

Muncher from another thread said:

My all time favourite costume

?? this the one?

>> Edited by mxdi on Tuesday 8th November 19:02

[flat_steve]

Gimme a mo while I pick me chin off the floor! hehe

[Killer2005]

mxdi said:

Muncher from another thread said: My all time favourite costume ?? this the one? >> Edited by mxdi on Tuesday 8th November 19:02

genius

[Ed]

Holy god, I think that is the funniest costume in the world. Think I nearly shat the seat laughing so hard.

All you need now is some tactically spilt Mayonaisse......

[wedg1e]

Ed said:

Holy god, I think that is the funniest costume in the world. Think I nearly shat the seat laughing so hard. All you need now is some tactically spilt Mayonaisse......

YOU F***ER! I've just spat me Weetabix all over the bloody place!

[Gruffy]

Where did it come from and where can I get one?

Gruffy

[jimothy]

Gruffy said:

Where did it come from and where can I get one?

Thants the one, and this is exactly what I want to know!