What The Duck's That Then?

[beano500]

Goose: I'm off - it looks Well 'Ard!

Duck: Mallard, dear, Mallard!!!





...feel free to add your own caption

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this thread. The odd pun that's so old it shouldn't be let out of it's coffin, maybe - but no animals......

[406tm]

White Duck to Mallard - I bet he's got a little willy!

[Mad Dave]

"I wish people would stop breaking down in my garden!"

[rustybin]

[te51cle]