It's Gone!

[Simonelite501]

I've only gone and sold it! I took it to the Lotus parts fair at Stoneleigh not expecting to sell it really, but it was the most beautiful Elite there and this guy paid cash! To cut a long story short, I had to drive it to Milton Keynes and he gave me a lift back to Coventry from where I caught the train to Bristol. I arrived home at 12 midnight, after a freught time of hanging around waiting for trains with a big wedge in my pocket
I'm not sure what to do now, but not having a Lotus doesn't feel nice.

[Bodo]

Simon, after all the hassle, you deserve something special:
Do yourself a favour and buy another Lotus!

[Bonce]

Congratulations! What do we call you now?

[smeagol]

simonnocar, simonbigwedgeinpocket

[Simonelite501]

I think its going to be SimonespritturboS3, but maybe Simon450SE! Watch this space

[RAW-SEWedge]

Use the wedge on a Wedge.....

[anonymous-user]

i think the Dutton needs nitrous!!

[pdv6]

You could take over the mantle of 'Pedestrian' - but you might need to grown your hair and develop a habit of wearing dresses!