What to do on a Stag Night?
Discussion
I am going on a stag night in the near future and I was wondering if anyone had any ideas for what to do on it. I'm thinking of something a little more memorable than paint balling and then a night at a lap dancing club.
My first thought was Bull Running in Pamplona but some of my more risk adverse friends considered that too dangerous, my second thought Nurburgring was also dismissed as not all of us have decent cars...
Any ideas?
Stag night tips, tricks, practical jokes and experiences are appreciated too!
My first thought was Bull Running in Pamplona but some of my more risk adverse friends considered that too dangerous, my second thought Nurburgring was also dismissed as not all of us have decent cars...
Any ideas?
Stag night tips, tricks, practical jokes and experiences are appreciated too!
Depends on what the Stag is like. If he is the kind that wants to get shot to pieces, pissed out of his mind and lay his hands on some tits and ass then I think your agenda works quite well.
If he is a more sophisticated individual he is not going to thank you for dragging him thorugh a couple of days of dildo shows and vomiting. It is meant to be a memorable, enjoyable time celebrating the death, sorry marriage, of your mate not trying to kill him or force him to do things he will not enjoy.
Mine was sweet as my best man listened to roughly what I thought would be a good crack and then secretly hatched a plan and delivered big time.
If he is a more sophisticated individual he is not going to thank you for dragging him thorugh a couple of days of dildo shows and vomiting. It is meant to be a memorable, enjoyable time celebrating the death, sorry marriage, of your mate not trying to kill him or force him to do things he will not enjoy.
Mine was sweet as my best man listened to roughly what I thought would be a good crack and then secretly hatched a plan and delivered big time.
Las Vegas would be fun.
......
but do not under any circumstances use electrical tape to bind the groom & best mans heads together during a sesh
....very messy.
and do not jump the hotel balcony to build a 'furniture mountain' in your mates room without first checking that it actually IS your mates room and not some German family
and do not under any circumstances dress your stag up in Rocky Horror gear during a towns religious festival and proceed the do the 'Morecombe and Wise bring me sunshine dance' behind the preacher on the stage in the town centre with 15 of your stag buddies.
and do not go to all night ,night clubs with a swimming pool unless they are next to a pizza shop that opens when the club shuts.
and if you have any ginger haired mates ,do not let them fall asleep on a sunlounger,cos they WILL get sunstroke and miss thier flight home
and do not find a bar with a snow machine (in the middle of July )and insist they play the 'Best of Christmas' CD all night long therby pi$$ing off the regulars.
and do not lured go to Karaoke bars where improvisation is not welcomed by the gaffer & doorstaff
.....
DO....a drinking circle every afternoon(include a timekeeper,a weights and measures man,a chairman,a health and safety officer,a totty control officer and a chief snitch) to start the day off in the right 'spirit'
carry on.
......
but do not under any circumstances use electrical tape to bind the groom & best mans heads together during a sesh
....very messy. and do not jump the hotel balcony to build a 'furniture mountain' in your mates room without first checking that it actually IS your mates room and not some German family
and do not under any circumstances dress your stag up in Rocky Horror gear during a towns religious festival and proceed the do the 'Morecombe and Wise bring me sunshine dance' behind the preacher on the stage in the town centre with 15 of your stag buddies.
and do not go to all night ,night clubs with a swimming pool unless they are next to a pizza shop that opens when the club shuts.
and if you have any ginger haired mates ,do not let them fall asleep on a sunlounger,cos they WILL get sunstroke and miss thier flight home
and do not find a bar with a snow machine (in the middle of July )and insist they play the 'Best of Christmas' CD all night long therby pi$$ing off the regulars.
and do not lured go to Karaoke bars where improvisation is not welcomed by the gaffer & doorstaff
..... DO....a drinking circle every afternoon(include a timekeeper,a weights and measures man,a chairman,a health and safety officer,a totty control officer and a chief snitch) to start the day off in the right 'spirit'
carry on.
billb said:
I'm thinking of doing iceland for mine. Skidooing (sp?) and other such snow filled fun, followed by beers in the company of the most beautiful women in the world (apart from my future wife that is. Ow, stop hitting me dear...)
apparentely beers are megabucks there?!
Everything is expensive there
What about tank driving/grass tracking etc.
Somewhere like Manby showground in Lincolnshire would be good (we do rallies there every year)
www.manbymotorplex.com
HTH
Somewhere like Manby showground in Lincolnshire would be good (we do rallies there every year)
www.manbymotorplex.com
HTH
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