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simpo two

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92,890 posts

295 months

Wednesday 16th November 2005
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A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers...."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Wednesday 16th November 2005
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If ever a joke should be in the Sean Connery thread!

ADDYBOY1982

693 posts

251 months

Wednesday 16th November 2005
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I like that!

shadytree

8,291 posts

279 months

Wednesday 16th November 2005
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Queen Victoria's feeling a little sick as well

pdV6

16,442 posts

291 months

Wednesday 16th November 2005
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lazyitus said:
If ever a joke should be in the Sean Connery thread!

I think it already is...