Would you get a refund......

[groucho]

.....and if not, why not? I was just pondering something just now, I don't know why, nothing sinister, I promise. A hypothetical scenario for the PH collective. If you had a child with your missus and split up immediately after, then started paying maintenance until the nipper was 19.
Then, when your nipper was, say, 20 you found out that the child was not yours. Could you get a refund on 19 years of maintenance and if not, why not?

Just some useless things buzzing around in my head.

[Eric Mc]

Why wait so long. Get a DNA test done as early as possible.

Or listen to The Archers

[voyds9]

no refund you have accepted the child as yours by paying for it.
Over payments no chance of getting them back
under payments will get charged plus interest.

My zip stays firmly in the up position, not to mention others things

[eccles]

yeah, get yourself on one of those white trash daytime shows (tricia type shows), and you'll get a free DNA test.
although they wont tell you until the last quarter of the show, just to keep you hanging on .

[apprentice]

eccles said:

yeah, get yourself on one of those white trash daytime shows (tricia type shows), and you'll get a free DNA test. although they wont tell you until the last quarter of the show, just to keep you hanging on .

You actually watch that right up until the last quarter!!

[eccles]

no i dont.....you can't prove it!..........its just what i'd heard!

[groucho]

Eric Mc said:

Why wait so long. Get a DNA test done as early as possible. Or listen to The Archers

WTF has the archers got to do with it? It was only a hypothetical scenario, honestly. I have no doubts of the genes my daughter has. You only have to see how stupid she is. No, I didn't mean that. God, I hope she doesn't read this.

[Kiltie]

groucho said:

WTF has the archers got to do with it?

You'd be amazed.

[groucho]

I see there's a big Archers following here.

[pesty]

voyds9 said:

no refund you have accepted the child as yours by paying for it. :

but you were told by your misses that it was yours. you didnt just decide to pay for no reason.

How about taking her to court?