The Scott Mills Poo Story
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Did anyone hear this tonight?
It was hilarious albeit a tad vile... can I share?
Apologies to the mods if its unsuitable- but I figured if it was on tame enough to be on Radio 1 then its OK here
This young lady come on the air with her delightful story of an evening out on the tiles which ended up in her going home with a dish and spending the night with him. When she got up in the morning she had to go to work, so she left him sleeping in bed and went into his bathroom to freshen up- and use the loo (No2)
Unfortunately the (now smelly) loo wouldnt flush, and not wanting to leave him a present and him thinking bad of her, she fished it out, and wrapped it in tissues and found a bag to put it in, she then wrote him a note just saying- had nice time etc. and left note on sideboard in the kitchen, she walked out the door to go to work and was halfway down the road when she realised she had left the poo bag next to the note in the kitchen, course she couldnt go back as she'd shut the door, she hasnt heard from him since.
There was another equally funny story along the same lines
It was hilarious albeit a tad vile... can I share?
Apologies to the mods if its unsuitable- but I figured if it was on tame enough to be on Radio 1 then its OK here
This young lady come on the air with her delightful story of an evening out on the tiles which ended up in her going home with a dish and spending the night with him. When she got up in the morning she had to go to work, so she left him sleeping in bed and went into his bathroom to freshen up- and use the loo (No2)
Unfortunately the (now smelly) loo wouldnt flush, and not wanting to leave him a present and him thinking bad of her, she fished it out, and wrapped it in tissues and found a bag to put it in, she then wrote him a note just saying- had nice time etc. and left note on sideboard in the kitchen, she walked out the door to go to work and was halfway down the road when she realised she had left the poo bag next to the note in the kitchen, course she couldnt go back as she'd shut the door, she hasnt heard from him since.
There was another equally funny story along the same lines
the older version of that story I've heard has the young lady having dinner with her boyfriend's parents (or a boy with his girlfriend's, whatever)
can't flush, fishes it out and throws it out of the window in a panic
come back down and sees the potentials future in-laws sitting ashen faced, then realises the bathroom window is above the glass conservatory where they are sitting down to dinner and the poo is slowly sliding down the roof 'like a brown comet'
can't flush, fishes it out and throws it out of the window in a panic
come back down and sees the potentials future in-laws sitting ashen faced, then realises the bathroom window is above the glass conservatory where they are sitting down to dinner and the poo is slowly sliding down the roof 'like a brown comet'
hugoagogo said:
the older version of that story I've heard has the young lady having dinner with her boyfriend's parents (or a boy with his girlfriend's, whatever)
can't flush, fishes it out and throws it out of the window in a panic
come back down and sees the potentials future in-laws sitting ashen faced, then realises the bathroom window is above the glass conservatory where they are sitting down to dinner and the poo is slowly sliding down the roof 'like a brown comet'
thats even funnier, I think my humour must be in the gutter tonight. I'm only finding disgusting things funny. Mate was telling me a tale at the weekend related to him by a client:
Client was in a large DIY store with his son aged 4.
Son says 'Daddy, have you got any toilet paper?'.
'No son, what do you want toilet paper for anyway?'.
Transpired that the kid was busting for a dump and the bathroom displays were in the next aisle...
Client was in a large DIY store with his son aged 4.
Son says 'Daddy, have you got any toilet paper?'.
'No son, what do you want toilet paper for anyway?'.
Transpired that the kid was busting for a dump and the bathroom displays were in the next aisle...
mxdi said:
Did anyone hear this tonight?
It was hilarious albeit a tad vile... can I share?
I am so glad you posted this, I listened to the beginning of the story but after 10 mins of "this is so embarassing" etc etc, I couldn't be bothered any longer and left the car. Just PMSL maybe it would have been worth hanging on! 
>> Edited by Simonelite501 on Tuesday 22 November 21:34
I thought it was a really horrid thing to do, what was the girl even thinking about by fishing it out the loo!!!
It didn't help, when I went out to a restaurant last night & the 6 people on the table next to us, were discussing the Radio 1 poo story. I was eating my dinner for god sake, I so wanted to tell them have some respect. People dont wanna hear a story like that when they are eating. There are some sick individuals around.
It was funny to think that someone could do this! You couldn't of even begun to make a story like that up.
It didn't help, when I went out to a restaurant last night & the 6 people on the table next to us, were discussing the Radio 1 poo story. I was eating my dinner for god sake, I so wanted to tell them have some respect. People dont wanna hear a story like that when they are eating. There are some sick individuals around.
It was funny to think that someone could do this! You couldn't of even begun to make a story like that up.
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