The worlds best leaving speech..

[gooby]

Given by the blokes boss...

....the affair between us started 6 months into his employment and as we had access to the oraclensystems we embezeled millions to fund our love nest in Belize. The affiair broke down as it seems I am too small for him. I am still unsure what that means. It would like to thank you for all your hard work and understanding, it has been a pleasure to work with you and now this is all in the open I feel so much cleaner....

[shangani]

2 blokes I suppose? Talk about airing your dirty laundry!

[weed]

"Leaving"?
As in "pulling out"?
or "Quitting"
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[beachbum]

Was this at a company you worked for/at ?

[therossatron]

So why did you quit? hohohoh

[gooby]

beachbum said:

Was this at a company you worked for/at ?

Happened this morning at the company I am "working at"

[beachbum]

gooby said:

beachbum said: Was this at a company you worked for/at ? Happened this morning at the company I am "working at"

Was it a legit speech, or just tongue in cheeck, so to speak.

[gooby]

beachbum said:

Was it a legit speech, or just tongue in cheeck, so to speak.

He started making the factual, simon has worked here for 18months then diverged off in the the "fun speech" when people got bored. It was done in a dead pan way. Very smooth and very funny!

[shangani]

Top marks to the boss. I thought I would try a new thumbup image.