A Real Gift !!

[G Man]

I was up in Edinburgh last week and unfortunately the nearest pub happened to be a strip joint, but because the beer was cheap and it was freezing we entered said establishment for a drink, well you have to don't you.

We sat drinking in the corner and every now and then a girl would wander over and ask if we required "A dance" but we declined,anyway this 18 year kid who was local and very drunk kept butting in, giving us his life story and not understanding why when we could plainly afford a "dance" we did not, then the girls now wanting their dosh from the southern softies, offered a Lesbian act to get us interested, we turned them down again, the Jockboy overhearing this was beside himself, he had never had a one on one dance, first timer in here, he was weeping, so we called the girls back, ordered up a Lesbo job and set them on the boy....
Sassenachs are corrupting Scottish youth we toasted to each other
Afterwards we said Merry Christmas and left !!