Is GOD a female?

[allnighter]

I know I said it before that I am an atheist, but just for a moment I want to pretend there is a GOD.Why would you think he gave women the abilty to have multiple orgasms, and short changed us with one orgasm at a time ?
Is GOD really a woman?

[ErnestM]

Of course she is. Haven't you read the rules?


ErnestM

PS: Yes, I know. I'm going to hell for that one!

[allnighter]

ErnestM said:

PS: Yes, I know. I'm going to hell for that one!

Join the queu

[puggit]

allnighter said:

Join the queu

It's a cue, surely

[allnighter]

puggit said:

allnighter said: Join the queu It's a cue, surely

1st of all don't call me shirley!
2nd of all the only person who would join my cue is my wife

Edited to add, the queu to Hell's gate will be full of cues that's for sure

>> Edited by allnighter on Tuesday 29th November 02:30

[seefive]

Must be a woman. If God was a bloke, he'd never have put something as delicate as testicles outside the body.

[allnighter]

seefive said:

Must be a woman. If God was a bloke, he'd never have put something as delicate as testicles outside the body.

Functional reasons to keep the fishes cool, I'll buy that one , but why is there a need to give women more pleasure than men

[seefive]

I still think that if God was a bloke, he'd probably think it better to run "a bit on the warm side" than snag them on the corner of tables, get footballs lammed into them etc....

Ninjas have just about got it right, first sign of a problem, up they go!

[_VTEC_]

Women are more sensitive to some things than men. Although men can have multiple orgasms, it's been known to happen and not just specific to the female chassis.

It does beg the question though doesn't it? Why can't our supposed deity be of female spec?

[beachbum]

Beg to differ.
God is man, working on the previous arguements. Its a race, the woman lose.

[s2gonzo]

Isn't God just a fictional character invented by the church as a form of population control back in the dark ages?

Ducks for cover and runs fast

But seriously..... GOD must be a man, [u]He[/u] may have given Women the ability to have multiple orgasms... but he also makes'em bleed for 1 week a month without dying. Kinda makes up for it.

Really starting to pick up speed now....

[406tm]

Definitely a bloke.

[JMGS4]

God must have been a civil engineer...only those could put the play area alongside a sewage works!!!

[beachbum]

JMGS4 said:

God must have been a civil engineer...only those could put the play area alongside a sewage works!!!

But the question is, a male or female Civil Engineer ?

[WildCat]

allnighter said:

seefive said: Must be a woman. If God was a bloke, he'd never have put something as delicate as testicles outside the body. Functional reasons to keep the fishes cool, I'll buy that one , but why is there a need to give women more pleasure than men

If God were a woman - He'd have made child birth painless..no beached whale look und waddles ....no monthly nuisances...but agree with his choice of placing some tender male bit outside body

[nel]

Female of course. Quite apart from the issue of multiple orgasms, only a woman could have decided to hide man's G-spot up his arse.

The next question is whether god is black or white - you know the classic joke?

[voyds9]

Got to be white as in the bible it say 'I am what I am' if he was black surely he would have replied 'I is what I is'






Old schoool yard joke

[Code Monkey]

JMGS4 said:

God must have been a civil engineer...only those could put the play area alongside a sewage works!!!

Some one been reading Anne McAffrey?

[iaint]

Both...



The 'aincient' Hebrew texts clearly refer to both a male and female god. Some of the names of god are clearly male and others female ('El Shaddai' which means 'the breasted one').

Either that or God is fat. Or Buddah. Or both.

Did you hear about the dyslexig insomniac atheist? Couldn't get to sleep at night worrying if there's a Dog.

[Cotty]

allnighter said:

seefive said: Must be a woman. If God was a bloke, he'd never have put something as delicate as testicles outside the body. Functional reasons to keep the fishes cool,

Why did god make them so they need to be cool, why not make them so they are body temp then they could be tucked away inside somewhere